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This is a link post As useful as a jelly knife...
...or one made of pasta, chocolate, cardboard, water...

Dedicated to the memory of PCMechanic...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post saw this earlier - there's a columbo plot in here somewhere, shirley...
just one more thing, ma'am... where did you get these tasty jello treats?
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mourner: They always said Haribo would be the end of him...
but not like this.
##mourner drops to their knees and sobs.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post *dramatic string sting followed by mournful horns fading to cut scene*

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/yJxCdh1Ps48
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 5:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is a Roald Dahl story, I think,
about a woman who murders her husband by clubbing him with a frozen leg of lamb, which she then roasts and feeds to the policeman investigating the death.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post rings a bell - a tales of the unexpected episode methinks

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.
Or, at least, one of the short stories. I don't know if there's an exact congruence between the series and the stories.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's called "Lamb to the Slaughter"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb_to_the_Slaughter
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 27 Jun 2018, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alternative ending for The Twits?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would be good!

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post These videos are terrifying

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post not really
take/make a flat piece of a hard-ish substance, spend an age sharpening it on expensive whetstones to get something worse than a kitchen utensil you can pick up for a couple of quid
 (horrid, Wed 27 Jun 2018, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oddly I was just thinking of him a couple of days ago
4 EVA etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Prison guards hate this simple trick!'

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 8:55, , Reply)