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This is a link post FACEBOOK IS DOWN!!! THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH!!
Ahem. Not that I need it. *twitch*
 (Leemondus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post its the end of days...
the mayans were right (they tweeted about this moment!)
 (I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wondered who would crack first

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post errr.. it might just be you.
works fine here. gmail being down this morning caused all sorts of crap this morning though.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post OURS IS BROKEN

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post really???
how odd.. i have a normal news feed, and can see your posts just fine. oddness.
*goes to post random things to Herbs wall* ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH GOD I can't delete the offensive ones!
Agghhhhhhh!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's back!
Phew
Oh you DIRTY Mare! I would never consider doing THAT with you...
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha.
i did find it odd that my 'fiends online' box dropped down to nearly no one, but i simply thought that the UK had gone to bed (or the more obvious would be that everyone set me to ignore)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post you have fiends?
are they like friends, but snidey and rude?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes indeed!
errm you have clearly been stalking me on FB... one goes by snide... and there is a rude one or two in there too.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post ADD MEEEE, ADD MEEEE...
I'm the dashingly handsome one... send me a message first with the code phrase "I shat on your lawn" so I'll know it's you ;)

If I don't reply send it again once every 30 minutes until I do.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
(sends all of Herbs male friends that i am not already friends with a message of 'i shat on your lawn') yeah i see that going over well....
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know who he is if you want to send him pictures of your chebs?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha! wine/nose.. ouch!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is way too cool to be my friend on fuckbook though
*cries*
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(
if you aren't friends with him then there is no chance i will ever rank.
*cries even harderer*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post There, there girls... there's still hope! :)
I have space for one last lovely lady to be on my friends list... just transfer £200 ($300) to my bank account as a deposit and then I will send you an application form.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post how i know this is a scam....
$321.54 is the current conversion rate... that is not including bank transfer fees... :(
you really must get your math(s) right.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shhhhh...
I was giving you a discount because you're my favourite ;)

Pay now and receive 5 free pokes if your application is successful. *Any additional pokes charged at £10 ($16.07) each.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5 FREE pokes!!!!
THAT^ is betterer than a BOGO!!!! where DO I SIGN UP??!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post down for me too :D
(right in the middle of me creating an event!)
 (I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
Peeps are reporting it from all over t'globe. 'Tis the end of things. The END I tell ye! Well, nice knowing you all, I'm off on a raping spree.
 (Leemondus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's always the raping with you.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know.
Now touch your toes.
 (Leemondus, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was a bit borked about half an hour ago.
Seems fine now.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not just me then
and I'm having problems with Minecraft.net. Maybe I should just go to bed.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just found a tip in the river of shit on twitter:
beta.facebook.com works, though each time I click a link to a different page within the site, I've had to manually edit it from www to beta (I wrote b3ta first time I tried it, which made me chuckle).

edit: I should say, works for me. Seeing mixed reports on shitter.
edit edit: never mind. It's back.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post i will keep that in mind
for the inevitable crash here. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Phew.
Now I can go back to leching at pictures of women I don't know.
takes off trousers again
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Phew.
Now I can go back to watching JamTallons' webcam of him wanking at pictures of women he doesn't know.
takes off trousers again
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Phew.
Now I can go back to watching Mr Dogshit watching JamTallons' webcam of him wanking at pictures of women he doesn't know.
takes off trousers again
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Dec 2012, 8:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Joins Facebook*
Where do I click?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:43, , Reply)