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This is a link post Han Solo is back, and nobody is more excited than Harrison Ford!
"I couldn't give less of a shit if I sewed my arsehole shut"
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 12 May 2018, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post His indifference about the franchise has been endlessly and tediously well documented.
This does rather beg the question why the fuck did he agree to attend a promotional event for the franchise and be interviewed by a castrate about a film he's not even in? Surely he's not so hard up he needs the cash a PA would bring in. The Blade Runner sequel would have been different and probably better if this boring grump had swerved that too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 12 May 2018, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he just enjoys being paid to be a curmudgeon...
Or to publicly cut through the promotional bullshit and mutual masturbation that he obviously despises.

That said, I thought he looked like he actually gave a shit in Blade Runner 2049. Which was unexpected.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 12 May 2018, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was pretty good. Given the pressure and hype it was a good job. I just feel it's a very long time since Ford peaked. Unlike a fine wine, he does improve with age.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 12 May 2018, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you imagine how David Duchovny will be in 20 years time?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 May 2018, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Twenty years older?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 12 May 2018, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who shall we get to interview the famously irritable Harrison Ford?

(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 12 May 2018, 11:54, , Reply)
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I'm beginning to think that scene in Blade Runner 2049 where he's shooting at Ryan Gosling wasn't acting at all...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 12 May 2018, 12:17, , Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPLNO4WfFJw
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 12 May 2018, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I forgot how great that film is.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 12 May 2018, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a vaguely indifferent observer/sort of fan of Battlewars Starlactica
But this edit proves context is everything, he wasn't half as bad as this looks. But Fischer and him were/are a tonic in the face of fanboy/fangirl bullshit. I use forward slashes too much.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 12 May 2018, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love me some Star Wars...the originals, the modern stuff... I've even seen every episode of the Clone Wars animated series.
I also love a healthy dose of cynicism to counteract the ridiculous deification of the franchise and its participants.

It's a shallow sci-fi romp, not ruddy Kafka.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 12 May 2018, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holiday Special?

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 12 May 2018, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seen it, own it on DVD in best available quality...
It's even worse than its reputation suggests.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 12 May 2018, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's more polite to Air Traffic Control...
..."I'm the Schmuck...
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Sat 12 May 2018, 13:58, , Reply)