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This is a link post Hunter and Aurora?
Hunter and fucking Aurora?! Christ. It'll be Butcher and fucking Sunset next, Christ. #BrokenBrexit
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you combine the different spellings the clear winner with 6,510 is ....
Muhammad / Mohammed / Mohammad

Which is nice
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, not a *clear* winner. It's just pulling ahead of a child named after a thieving victorian orphan.
And the 2nd and 3rd spots are painfully tryhard Middle-Class, too. I'm sure if it wasn't regarded as sacrilegious by western Christians, we'd have fucking shitloads of Jesuses running around.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a 4.01% lead
Monumental decisions have been taken based on smaller percentages
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, and many of them were the wrong decision.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post When you ignore the Welsh (and we all know that's the correct thing to do)
... the lead in England is 9.16%

It's a landslide!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post given the next obviously islamic name on the list is Ibrahim at 94 I think this says more about Muslim naming practices than anything else
ie they tend to call their boys a variant of muhammed
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Think of all the time they save not having to read through books of baby names.
Frees you up for all that praying and skipping meals whilst God's looking.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still, good for triggering a few gammons

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post An early gammon prototype
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5waFW0EUqU
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 21 Sep 2018, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post not to forget Mahmoud, Mehmet and further along the line, Ahmed and so on
it's an "abjad" thing
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post aurora's fine I reckon
Surnames as first names are shit though
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unless you're a hairdresser
Mr Paul, Mr Christian, etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jonah always struck me as weird
why would you saddle your child with a name that historically described someone as chronically unlucky.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Areola is a nice name for a girl.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 21 Sep 2018, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'd feel like a bit of a tit, though?

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had a brilliant list for girls
my wife nixed salmonella, listeria and diptheria.
she was edging my way on Melancholia
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post chlamydia is a classic

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 21 Sep 2018, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rohingya

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 22 Sep 2018, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post No doubt their parents are big fans of Hunter S. Thompson and Aurora Aksnes.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 15:02, , Reply)