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This is a link post Priti Patel's plane stream

22k people watching!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can see her at the top of the steps down from the plane at Heathrow saying "I hold, in my hand, a piece of paper..."

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Toilet paper probably.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post ©The Viz book of crap jokes.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:07, , Reply)
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She's just flown over my House in Greenwich, so she's just home to face the Music.. not sitting Pritti is she!
 (mr_mekon, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I do hope there's some sort of media scrum.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would be undignified
I'm sure that won't happen
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aw....
Hah!
That plane she's on didn't have wi-fi!

Oh to be there now she's getting a signal..
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Posted hastily

Forgot to mention she doesn't know!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:19, , Reply)
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Oh I'm sure she knew. She'd been summoned to London to see the boss halfway through a journey to Uganda. You can't think that's going to be a good meeting.

Edit: Apparently a ministerial car met her on the tarmac. A swift motorcycle escort down the M4 and she'll be falling on her sword within the hour.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post According to Theo Usherwood she's not going straight there.
twitter.com/theousherwood/status/928291081577467904
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:36, , Reply)
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Gone to the office to clear her desk shred some files get her story straight say goodbye to her wonderful staff no doubt.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope she's got absolutely shitfaced and is spoiling for a fight.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing as her and Boris were brought into the cabinet to keep them quite you might get that chance.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post She should tell May to shove it and take her down.
The boil needs lancing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post how would that work then?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:48, , Reply)
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First, she would tell May to shove it. After that, take her down.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amen

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well she could get 47 other tory mp's to write to the 1922 Committee which would trigger a leadership contest.
She's got sod all to lose.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually that would be hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 15:38, , Reply)