b3ta.com links
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Links » Archive 9460 (Older | Newer)

This is a link post Mrs Brown's Boys stars 'diverted £2m in offshore tax dodge'.
As if the poor quality comedy wasn't enough of an insult.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess that's the end of Mrs. Brown's Boys.

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Benny and Dinny will be aghast at their favourite comedians' conduct.

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Witty boy
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post The money was just resting in the account

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post £2m for some minor actors in what is essentially a village panto
bbc gravy train
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was struck by the huge fees, as you say for something so amateurish.

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmmmm...........gravy train.

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post And then the BBC promoted the producer to Head of Development.
so expect more of this sort of expensive shite in future
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are selling out huge live venues
filled with tasteless twats mostly
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh look Bono's been implicated
And Apple. In other news, sky still blue, pope still catholic.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a link post More all-time favourite GC shit because OMGCANDLES!
I was drinking with Poles on the weekend and one of the vodka-infused bastards put this song in my head and it's been stuck there since.

It's my candle day and so I think I'm allowed to inflict this earworm on you lot.

(edit: that's weird, search didn't show the original link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUl9_5kK9ts)
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are FLAMING!
*cough* Linnk to Link to Weebl's upload rather than stolen content *cough*
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheers tabs!
fuck knows how to change the link now though

*touches inappropriately*
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooh, that's dirty

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woohoo sexy flames

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post *dances around in underpants*

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post What sort of depraved monster are you, there's only 10! Unless there in dog years

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post you are a sick, sick person
*clicks*
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Waxcock inferno!

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post probably should get antibiotics for that

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post There ain't no cure for what I got :'(

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Merry Nippledripmas

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post *dribbles*

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles
!

*missed mine every year for 14 years bollox*
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post really?
belated ones to you m8
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post alright admiral crunch

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post sup woody

(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post congratulations on your candle party

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheers duffy

(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Flame on, Admiral!

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post as you were cold stare
*hoists mainbrace*
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Flaming waxday!

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post the crunch
the crunch
the crunch is on fire
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post happy belated!

(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 7:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post ten more years!
ten more years!
etc
(, Tue 7 Nov 2017, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a link post CANDLES!!!!!
Here is my all time favourite link. Smile on face overtime. GC be damned its my candle day 14yrs! Jesus wept

(EDIT: Ive always missed my candles....How does one get said candles? *is sad*)
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post they were yesterday I think

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post happy yestercandles :P

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRUNCH!!!1!

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheers TP!
*bums* etc
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles to you.
*Firm handshake only*
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post wooyay!
you don't know where my hand's been
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post ta

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post congratulations!
14 years, 0 months and argh 1 day
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Green Onions
GC from six years ago, but worth wheeling out again IMHO
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post PHWOAR
*monocle drops*
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Conchords.... both in love with a sexy lady
As far as opening songs go in an episode....this was rather good.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 1:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got tickets for the Friday at the O2

The original date literally sold out instantly, all passed to Stubhub and like. Cunts.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Rondelle Sabbatum
Medieval tribute to BlackSabbath
for those of a certain musical taste it might be good or it could be complete turnip shit
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's an interesting concept
Although I'm not familiar enough with their song choices to be able to compare it properly. The difficulty is, a lot of their chord sequences etc don't fit the Baroque style - as demonstrated by the first track being a three minute development of the War Pigs into without the rest of it. Nice counter melodies though.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fix it then
Ask ye local friar the keys to the church to record some heavy Latin cantiques.
Might need some help from local choir for ze vocals.
It's not that they know what they are singing usually anyway.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather better than I expected
Quality singing
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a link post HIGNFY clip reminded me of this enormous helmet
Won the musical comedy award this year apparently. ffs
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is he trying to model himself on Jermaine from FOTC?
I concur with you - he's an enormous helmet.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post he's had people assuming he's 'funny and clever' his whole life
Cant be good for a lad
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Nordic Giants - Together
...because I saw them at Damnation yesterday, and I adore this song. Worth seeing if you get the chance.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Awa no Chikara Tehada Premium
"Power of Bubbles Hand Skin Premium" aka Japanese Fairy Liquid
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Women? I thought he'd gone out on a date with some footwear

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
How is taking your personal trainer to the cinema sexual harassment? I mean, he does have quite a good point.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I assume she was pressured in to going
Can't find the news report it actually refers to
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post FFS this is the internet
since when did anyone have to know the facts before pontificating?
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't that mean you're also assuming the PT was a woman?

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post watch the video again, she makes it very clear
It's not always about one single act constituting harassment. It's a lifetime of having to deal with that sort of shit.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 8:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember when Jo Brand was funny

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a loooong time ago...

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the whole twenty seconds?

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember comedy BEFORE Jo Brand

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah those were the days!
That German bloke with the 'tach complaining about the Sudetes, in particular, made one snigger.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes, that TV show, Bless this furher , he was a cad wasn't he

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's hard to believe
Jo Brand has ever had to deal with sexual harassment on any level.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
It's just another example of someone being offended on behalf of someone else
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post you do realise
that's pretty much the defense trump used when accused of sexual assault on one woman 'she wouldn't be my first choice'
sexual assault isn't really about sex - it's about bullies bullying about belittling people smaller (physically at least) than themselves.
now fuck off into a corner and die.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it your period?

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It does seem
as though a nerve has been touched
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really? Then how do you account for Janet Street Porter's claims?
Damn this phone.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post like most
feminists, I think it's more jealousy than anything real.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post letsgo, coldstare and you
going on ignore. pathetic weirdos
shit comments about trivia are one thing.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post YEAH STICK IT TO THE MAN*
*Or woman. I'm no sexualist.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks Garry Bushell.

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't she once married to him that used to drive a tractor onto the stage naked?
You know, him what topped himself.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those panellists should be suspended immediately while the BBC instigates an independent inquiry into their conduct.
Fancy being facetious on a comedy show. First Jimmy Savile, now this.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be a cock
It's not comedy if ian hislop is on it.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Merton isn't always my cup of tea, but few are as quick witted and understand timing as well as he does.

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's Timing the secret of good comedy?

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think all men are cunts
and, I will go further and say, the rest of the genders too.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, still don't understand.

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's totally correct.
Watching the episode I found myself thinking that Hislop had rather missed the whole point.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post What point?
Was it 'All men are rapists'? Or some other bollocks?
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, that wasn't the point either.
Not even close.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, what was the point?
Never take anyone to the pictures?
Only back in the day I got taken to a pre-release showing of A Nightmare Before Christmas by my mate's boss, not even my own boss. I was on a day off, went to see my mate at work to see if he was up for a few pints after work and his boss said 'Hey wanna see the new Tim Burton film this afternoon?' closed the shop and took us both, even bought us a few pints after. Was that sexual harrassment? I don't fucking think so.
When various female RAF personnel over the years have invited me to the bar and bought me drinks was that sexual harrassment? Again, fuck off was it.
When my gay boss invited me to a gay bar, bought me drinks, and I woke up 48 hours later wearing a gimp suit was that sexual harrassment? err...
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Straw that breaks the camels back
It's generally not a single sexist comment that gets women annoyed, they ignore the first, the second, the third... until eventually they tell you to fuck off

It's like a joke, repeat it a thousand times and you're no longer being funny, you're being a cunt
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. women get annoyed because they're stroppy. Or on the rag. Or menopausal. Or pregnant
But mainly because they're all batshit mental.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or know you.

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, yeah, that too.

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post wtfpwned there Stuj!

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a word. Is it a word?

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 0:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post ,

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think he might be a bit...ethnic Drimbley.
It might be a word where he comes from.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 0:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post That the cumulative effect of lots of small acts
can be just as damaging as a single large one. Death by a thousand cuts and all that.

(edit)

What’s all that bollocks you’ve edited into your above reply? Poor form.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post tl;dr.
Now fetch me another gin, there's a good girl. *Pats arse*
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post cake etc etc....

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 4:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got a point but rolling it out on HIGNFY is lame.
Also, idiot Letts recounted making some unfunny remark at super lib-gimp Polly Toynbee's expense...that the audience reacted to as if he had just told then he was going to ghost write Ian Watkins' biography in time for Christmas. 15min later Brand is reeling off some joke about sticking eels up the arse of everyone's favourite sofa eater Eamonn Holmes...to everyone's amusement.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 8:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Public school boy doesn't quite get women shocker?
But also I just don't find Brand at all funny.

Blah blah *insert food item here* blah blah *insert named male figure to be receiving end of punchline*
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Duh
You do realise that it's all scripted and that Hislop has Editorial control?
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a shame this clip was so short
Her comment wasn't a direct response to the newspaper clipping but a summary of what was said beforehand.
(, Wed 8 Nov 2017, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Boum boum dance

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!
I'm on a list!
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post ** ***!

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saying "Hi" has not been banned.
Saying "Hi ***!" is perfectly acceptable, even if a little ignorant.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
F*** *** ***!
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post is swearing banned now?
arse bollocks cunt dick fanny
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right up the Daffodil!

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It begs the question of what kind of list you're on, Jeffrey?

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever it is, it should probably be checked twice.

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post JeffreyD*m is on all of the lists
All of them
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did that kid really say her name was 'Nutsack'?

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you deliberately link to a version with messed up sound?
I've watched the same thing with normal sound, and my favourite bit is that tiny boy in blue who spends the entire video wondering just what the fuck is going on.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Australian instructional video about the firework code. NSFW

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Classic Australian humour

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Automaton I made this!
A Soviet era cartoon i've set to a new dystopian song. I think I may be clinically depressed.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it you he's looking for?

(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 8:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
By Lionel's enormous plaster bonce I think you're right!
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Uristen HD
i honestly don't actually know what this is about but it made me laugh
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this new Minecraft update

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's what kid's TV is going to be like in a few years

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post or the BBC News website in a few months

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bindun.
www.4newswall.com/
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Nathan Barley is alive and well.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post A loose interpretation of 'HD'.
Acceptably silly though.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It messed up my brian
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Nobody's House
While looking through the retro videos on here recently this popped into my head. The whole thing was much better in my memory -particularly the awful theme tune. So who remembers this?

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 1:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Topical

(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post The dog
is about to be dragged out of there by the scruff of his neck, have his face rubbed in his own mess and get thrown in the kennel.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2017, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post The corrupted wet dream
Of every corrupted member of a hopelessly corrupted party, corrupting everything that they touch.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 5:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed this
last year
(, Mon 6 Nov 2017, 12:01, , Reply)

« Older links | Newer links »