When you say youre going for a shower and your brother gets there first
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Henry Rollins talking about Lemmy Out Of Motorhead. Yesterday*
*Disclaimer: NOT Yesterday.
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*Disclaimer: NOT Yesterday.
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A new star trek voyage, with Birthday Bread Man
I made this!
As a life-long Doctor Who fan I've always wanted to make an episode of Star Trek, for the same reasons that I'm sure most football fans secretly want to dress up in the opposing teams' kit. Here is such an one, featuring Birthday Bread Man.
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As a life-long Doctor Who fan I've always wanted to make an episode of Star Trek, for the same reasons that I'm sure most football fans secretly want to dress up in the opposing teams' kit. Here is such an one, featuring Birthday Bread Man.
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That looked like it was fun to make
Also, a perfect TNG story-arc.
When does the series go out?
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Also, a perfect TNG story-arc.
When does the series go out?
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This is a great example which could be used to explain to Americans what irony really is.
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Like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyin on your wedding day.
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For Karma it is pretty quick.
IIRC karma operates through lifetimes and millennia usually*
*assuming it exists.
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IIRC karma operates through lifetimes and millennia usually*
*assuming it exists.
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In this case the word "instant" is used in the same context as you would used "Americas got Talent"
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They have lost contracts
And then their factory catches fire. Insurance job, I reckon
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And then their factory catches fire. Insurance job, I reckon
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I got to stay up late for this as a nipper
Remaking with Martin Clunes was an act of stupidity on a par with Brexit
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Remaking with Martin Clunes was an act of stupidity on a par with Brexit
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do you find
you can't finish the crossword like you used to, nasty taste in the mouth in the mornings, can't stop thinking about sex, can't start doing anything about sex, wake up with a sweat in the mornings, keep falling asleep during '"Play For Today"?
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you can't finish the crossword like you used to, nasty taste in the mouth in the mornings, can't stop thinking about sex, can't start doing anything about sex, wake up with a sweat in the mornings, keep falling asleep during '"Play For Today"?
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I used to, then common sense prevailed and Leave won the referendum, since then everything has been tickettyboo.
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why do you think windsor castle is ringed with chinese restaurants?
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3 Across: The mother of one's spouse. (12 letters)
Hmm. I'm sure it'll come to me before we reach Paddington.
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Hmm. I'm sure it'll come to me before we reach Paddington.
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As much as I agree that Martin Clunes'' Perrin remake was shit
Enough with the Brexit.
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Enough with the Brexit.
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that troll was aimed at three people
you aren't one of them.
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you aren't one of them.
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Yeah, I distrust remakes in general,
and while I don't have anything against Clunes himself, it feels like an act of sheer stupidity to try to outdo Rossiter.
Also... who was the target audience? The people who already loved Reggie were never going to want to see a remake. So that leaves people who never saw the original or never cared for it, and they don't seem like people who would be up for it either.
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and while I don't have anything against Clunes himself, it feels like an act of sheer stupidity to try to outdo Rossiter.
Also... who was the target audience? The people who already loved Reggie were never going to want to see a remake. So that leaves people who never saw the original or never cared for it, and they don't seem like people who would be up for it either.
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I actually think it could have worked if they'd changed it more.
If I remember, the books have a bleaker tone and more social comment, and I'd welcome a version more like that.
*Googles*
www.leonardrossiter.com/reginaldperrin/Diffs.html
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If I remember, the books have a bleaker tone and more social comment, and I'd welcome a version more like that.
*Googles*
www.leonardrossiter.com/reginaldperrin/Diffs.html
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It does raise interesting questions about the judgement of commissioning editors
or does it?
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or does it?
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But then so was The Legacy of Reginald Perrin
where original got back together to fulfil Reggie's final wishes.
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where original got back together to fulfil Reggie's final wishes.
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He resembles that guy from Mad Max who turned out to be anti-Semitic
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One of several effects used in this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3oItpVa9fs
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3oItpVa9fs
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Makes a change from dancing because someone is filming, look at me, internet
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Man, I hate this shit. People having fun and stuff. And joining in. Ooh look people are joining in. Fuck off joining in.
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Aunt Sally went on to take a shit on a glass table*
*may be untrue.
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*may be untrue.
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Googles Una Stubbs shitting on glass table
oh my word,*monicle falls out
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oh my word,*monicle falls out
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Monster truck!
Because you all seem to have regressed to infancy.
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Because you all seem to have regressed to infancy.
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Just like my first car
really a struggle to get it into first gear when you needed to.
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really a struggle to get it into first gear when you needed to.
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The driver behind him is like "for fuck's sake, the lights have gone through their complete sequence three times now"
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Kaleidoscope
I made this!
What passed for entertainment when I were a nipper.
It is my candlemadoo, so you get this today,
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What passed for entertainment when I were a nipper.
It is my candlemadoo, so you get this today,
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We where so poor as kids that we couldn't even afford a kelaidascope we had to make do with mental illness and phsicotic episodes.
Lots of candles in a line? Let me guess they got blown by Weinstein and now there coming out?
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Lots of candles in a line? Let me guess they got blown by Weinstein and now there coming out?
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I get some of the references to past works
Buy it relies on a lot of in-jokes for it work after a short while. I wonder if it works without them.
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Buy it relies on a lot of in-jokes for it work after a short while. I wonder if it works without them.
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80s Nipper TV
NSFW
Once a year at primary school if you were unlucky enough to live anywhere near a farm.
GC as anything obviously.
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Once a year at primary school if you were unlucky enough to live anywhere near a farm.
GC as anything obviously.
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In the 90's, when I was at agricultural college,
we used to watch this almost weekly for our own enjoyment.
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we used to watch this almost weekly for our own enjoyment.
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When I was 7 it scared the shit out of me
but now I think it's great.
My favourite bit is where they lose count of how many kids they have left.
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but now I think it's great.
My favourite bit is where they lose count of how many kids they have left.
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Growing up in the country we knew this was just anti scrumping propaganda.
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A nipper in The Netherlands
I once watched this when I had a fever, gave me nigthmares ever since. But it's so unbelievable boring. About two dolls who come to live after the store closes.
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I once watched this when I had a fever, gave me nigthmares ever since. But it's so unbelievable boring. About two dolls who come to live after the store closes.
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Yet another big name in showbiz outed for exposing themselves behind the scenes.
I do hope this one gets the same kind of treatment the others have received of late.
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I do hope this one gets the same kind of treatment the others have received of late.
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Veiny, rich and delicious, with just the slightest crumble.
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"she throws off her dressing gown and there is nothing on below the waist!""
At her age, they probably are below the waist, so... as you were.
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At her age, they probably are below the waist, so... as you were.
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wasn't he referring to her gargantuan labial folds?
*resumes masturbating,*
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*resumes masturbating,*
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Alan Hawkshaw - "Beat Me Till I'm Blue"
Because who *doesn't* love a portion of dirty organ on a Friday night?
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Because who *doesn't* love a portion of dirty organ on a Friday night?
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Had this blasting out at work today
In fact a Good half hour of hawkshaw, writing tonight's cocktail board for the club.
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In fact a Good half hour of hawkshaw, writing tonight's cocktail board for the club.
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"cocktail board", eh?
You're a Bristol b3tard, aren't you? Which club?
(I almost certainly won't know it 'cos I'm old)
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You're a Bristol b3tard, aren't you? Which club?
(I almost certainly won't know it 'cos I'm old)
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Nah not bristol.
Me and the mrs run a funk n soul club in brum.and theres No sutch thing as too old for clubbin, im a propper old bastard.
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Me and the mrs run a funk n soul club in brum.and theres No sutch thing as too old for clubbin, im a propper old bastard.
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That's a great swelling organ.
I'm off down Carnaby Street now for a purple hat.
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I'm off down Carnaby Street now for a purple hat.
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Where can I buy a T-shirt with `Bhenchod` on it?
I like obscure t-shirts
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I like obscure t-shirts
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Or has access to Google and a sense of curiosity as to why an ex is bestowing gifts.
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It would be great if it was a double bluff
and the word just meant "unresearched journalism"
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and the word just meant "unresearched journalism"
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Romanian TV lady gets her knickers in a twist
Luckily there's a gentleman in a smoking jacket to help out.
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Luckily there's a gentleman in a smoking jacket to help out.
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