A Heap Of Trouble
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A selection of naked men. Still makes me laugh out loud.
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A selection of naked men. Still makes me laugh out loud.
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Johnny Johnny yes papa - free fun education nursery rhyme for kids
17 MILLION views
For children, freaky as fuck.
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17 MILLION views
For children, freaky as fuck.
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IKR
www.b3ta.com/links/The_very_weird_world_of_algrothmically_generated_kids_youtube_content
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www.b3ta.com/links/The_very_weird_world_of_algrothmically_generated_kids_youtube_content
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And the winner is...
Johnny Johnny Yes Papa!
Guantanamo Oscars 2015
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Johnny Johnny Yes Papa!
Guantanamo Oscars 2015
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Here's a less freaky version:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gIxji28Zlg
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gIxji28Zlg
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This is because the parents are on ket or sleeping off a crack binge
and hand a tablet to 2 year old who starts with one relatively normally bonkers children's vid and the auto generated play list sends them into increasingly insane spirals of weirdness. Some of the stuff is just batshit mental generated by computers. Some is really really dark - at the lower end of the scale Peppa Pig being tortured by a dentist. Also - adults dressing up as super heroes and enacting near rape sceanrios.
But The Cold Stare thinks it's all cool and why worry, mate?
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and hand a tablet to 2 year old who starts with one relatively normally bonkers children's vid and the auto generated play list sends them into increasingly insane spirals of weirdness. Some of the stuff is just batshit mental generated by computers. Some is really really dark - at the lower end of the scale Peppa Pig being tortured by a dentist. Also - adults dressing up as super heroes and enacting near rape sceanrios.
But The Cold Stare thinks it's all cool and why worry, mate?
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Yeah, I'm not too concerned either, but I'm enjoying your uncharacteristic Helen Lovejoy schtick.
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I'm only concerned with seeming concerned.
One google later: Didn't have you pinned as a simpsons fan, marge.
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One google later: Didn't have you pinned as a simpsons fan, marge.
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Me and Bill Burroughs used to call that shit yage, why you kids have given it a long weird name I don't know.
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I thought you could make it from Salvlia if you mixed it with something else to affect your metabolism?
Knowledge on this is bloody hazy from the 90's and can't be bothered to go that route again.
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Knowledge on this is bloody hazy from the 90's and can't be bothered to go that route again.
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That's the ayahuasca.
Contains DMT, but if you just eat it none of the DMT gets to the brain due to being metabolised by monoamine oxidase (MAO).
By consuming a MAO-inhibitor first you can temporarily disable the effect of the MAO allowing enough of the DMT to get to where you want it. This is cocking dangerous, since MAO is a pretty important line of defence against various toxins that you might find in various everyday foods, and since it also involved in the metabolism of various other controlled substances. Combining MAOIs with MDMA or SSRIs is not a very good idea, and can lead to serotonin shock.
Now, Salvia, that's that weird 10-15 minute "why did all the spacial dimensions just rotate themselves into entirely unrelated concepts" trip that no-one really understands.
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Contains DMT, but if you just eat it none of the DMT gets to the brain due to being metabolised by monoamine oxidase (MAO).
By consuming a MAO-inhibitor first you can temporarily disable the effect of the MAO allowing enough of the DMT to get to where you want it. This is cocking dangerous, since MAO is a pretty important line of defence against various toxins that you might find in various everyday foods, and since it also involved in the metabolism of various other controlled substances. Combining MAOIs with MDMA or SSRIs is not a very good idea, and can lead to serotonin shock.
Now, Salvia, that's that weird 10-15 minute "why did all the spacial dimensions just rotate themselves into entirely unrelated concepts" trip that no-one really understands.
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Moustache entering the room before the door opens
Genius.
That should haunt them.
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Genius.
That should haunt them.
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Freudian fever dream done in Paint.
Little kids are basically crazy anyway, they wouldn't appreciate it.
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Little kids are basically crazy anyway, they wouldn't appreciate it.
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Cranes are fucking awesome
Crane lifting a crane lifting a crane lifting a crane
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Crane lifting a crane lifting a crane lifting a crane
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I think you linked to the very end of that
Try using
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYpMz63WAjM
That choice of music is a certain sign of insanity.
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Try using
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYpMz63WAjM
That choice of music is a certain sign of insanity.
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Still my favourite crane:
https://youtu.be/6c-6pdc5rdM?t=2m26s
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https://youtu.be/6c-6pdc5rdM?t=2m26s
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Cinnamon
I made this!
When a chicken is eggbound, they sometimes shit out all their giblets and then start to bleed and go into shock. This is what happened to my chicken and I had to send her on her way.
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When a chicken is eggbound, they sometimes shit out all their giblets and then start to bleed and go into shock. This is what happened to my chicken and I had to send her on her way.
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Another song for the elctro type project thing I'm doing
I made this!
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Drack: The Mockumentary
I made this!
Long time since I've posted here, but I've just filmed a scene for the feature length version of Drack.
There’s a short film version of it online already which I absolutely loved and made me desperately want to be a part of it.
I’m only sharing it here because I think the main guy behind it is a really talented comedy actor and really want this whole project to work out for them. It’s a zero-budget thing that’s been filmed over the past two years and there are only 7 scenes left to shoot. They’ve put everything into this project, and it shows with every single aspect of their approach. I’m genuinely excited about the final result.
Here’s a pic of me with the director Sam Sexton and the world’s finest Dracula impersonator Vaughan Trainor. The whole mockumentary format may not be for everyone, but I thought I’d share it here as someone might like it.
Thanks for your time.
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Long time since I've posted here, but I've just filmed a scene for the feature length version of Drack.
There’s a short film version of it online already which I absolutely loved and made me desperately want to be a part of it.
I’m only sharing it here because I think the main guy behind it is a really talented comedy actor and really want this whole project to work out for them. It’s a zero-budget thing that’s been filmed over the past two years and there are only 7 scenes left to shoot. They’ve put everything into this project, and it shows with every single aspect of their approach. I’m genuinely excited about the final result.
Here’s a pic of me with the director Sam Sexton and the world’s finest Dracula impersonator Vaughan Trainor. The whole mockumentary format may not be for everyone, but I thought I’d share it here as someone might like it.
Thanks for your time.
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Original and well produced content?
What the fuck are you doing here and what's your opinion on Brexit!? *clicks*
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What the fuck are you doing here and what's your opinion on Brexit!? *clicks*
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Ta, but if I want to listen to a song about sailors I'd prefer this one ta,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=chuuDUolRDY
Although I still prefer Hank's singing:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKhC1opq8Os
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=chuuDUolRDY
Although I still prefer Hank's singing:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKhC1opq8Os
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A fine cover. Also, I recommend Nina Simone's version of Ne Me Quitte Pas.
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Bravo Six Zero - The Weather Song
I made this!
My band did a song about that great British past-time : moaning about the weather.
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My band did a song about that great British past-time : moaning about the weather.
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I wish we could go back to 2015 when that was true
and we all got into a great debate about a clearly blue and black dress. But alas, everything has fucked up more than the weather.
How did you get it to sound like it was recorded off the radio on a Plustronics TVRC 7D?
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and we all got into a great debate about a clearly blue and black dress. But alas, everything has fucked up more than the weather.
How did you get it to sound like it was recorded off the radio on a Plustronics TVRC 7D?
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Just really liked idea of having an 70s analog sound for that track. Although it's in stereo.
Producer did the rest. Tape compressor on the track.
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Producer did the rest. Tape compressor on the track.
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https://www.photomemorabilia.co.uk/Photopia/Plustronics_Literature.html
https://www.photomemorabilia.co.uk/Photopia/Plustronics_Literature.html
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https://www.photomemorabilia.co.uk/Photopia/Plustronics_Literature.html
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My. I think mine was a decade old when I got it...
Possibly the best birthday present I ever received.
You could tape of the radio, microphone, I think you could live dub on it... And quietly watch late night TV in your bed.
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Possibly the best birthday present I ever received.
You could tape of the radio, microphone, I think you could live dub on it... And quietly watch late night TV in your bed.
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Tis a warmth
That is probably lost on the lossless generation.
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That is probably lost on the lossless generation.
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The infinite monkeys were never going to write hamlet
They were just going to do shit like this forever.
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They were just going to do shit like this forever.
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Amsterdam
Genius Jacques Brel. Watching him perform is great too, but this particular recording is the best version I know.
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Genius Jacques Brel. Watching him perform is great too, but this particular recording is the best version I know.
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My favourite Belgian
Here interpreted by my favourite Glaswegian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqx5j-FuqeI
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Here interpreted by my favourite Glaswegian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqx5j-FuqeI
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I just dived down the Toyah rabbit hole
Inspired by the thread down there -- whadda ya know, whole of Breaking Glass is on the youtube
That song with sax solo did fucking wonders for my sex life as a teenage Ann Coulter fan club - if only Harvey had the LP.
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Inspired by the thread down there -- whadda ya know, whole of Breaking Glass is on the youtube
That song with sax solo did fucking wonders for my sex life as a teenage Ann Coulter fan club - if only Harvey had the LP.
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There's always one pupil normally at the back of the classroom
who tries to spoil things for everyone with puerile comments.
See me after. wear that wig.
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who tries to spoil things for everyone with puerile comments.
See me after. wear that wig.
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You know she was born without one, right?
She was completely fucked up at birth, internal organs on the outside and stuff.
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She was completely fucked up at birth, internal organs on the outside and stuff.
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Yep, and she can cut glass under warm water with a pair of scissors.
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I hope you've looked at Jubilee
that cures most people's Toyah fantasies
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that cures most people's Toyah fantasies
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the bit where she helps cut the cock off the policeman who bottled Adam Ant's face is quite good for removing amorous thoughts
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very very smooth and sounds like some influene from accroche-toi caroline by caravelli
well liked and thus clicked to indecate
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well liked and thus clicked to indecate
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New track I chucked together the other day, people seem to like it :)
I made this!
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*furtively checks if anyone is looking*
NSFW
(NSFW for scantily clad lady)
Yup, that ought to get a few clicks...
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(NSFW for scantily clad lady)
Yup, that ought to get a few clicks...
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never gets old
although i do fear that in afew more years kids will ask what is that man dressed like that for?
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although i do fear that in afew more years kids will ask what is that man dressed like that for?
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I'll see your scantily clad lady and raise you a...
https://youtu.be/ro6jT4AnFp0
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https://youtu.be/ro6jT4AnFp0
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She's looking better than she has recently though
Oh, wait this is from 2007. That explains why she looks so much rougher nowadays.
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Oh, wait this is from 2007. That explains why she looks so much rougher nowadays.
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yeah, I can barely remember when her tits were so perky
truefax: saw her on the Breaking Glass tour that bombed. Support was a bunch of no marks called Duran Duran.
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truefax: saw her on the Breaking Glass tour that bombed. Support was a bunch of no marks called Duran Duran.
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Disney could buy Fox
This is serious and is NOT a joke, Disney could buy Fox and that would destroy awesome movies like X-Men and awesome TV shows like The Simpsons and Family Guy.
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This is serious and is NOT a joke, Disney could buy Fox and that would destroy awesome movies like X-Men and awesome TV shows like The Simpsons and Family Guy.
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Unfunny joke. Unfunny joke. Bullying or other cruelty. Popular culture reference that everyone forgot about 3 months ago. Unfunny joke.
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fuck off with this shit
along with your pleasure at any kind of response to this tedious sock puppet santorum. Take flan, fuck and fucklift with you while you're at it. Cunt.
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along with your pleasure at any kind of response to this tedious sock puppet santorum. Take flan, fuck and fucklift with you while you're at it. Cunt.
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I just googled santorum. Thanks for that.
Just ignore these occasional incursions from /talk, they are intended to provoke just the kind of reaction you've had, don't give the tedious unfunny cunts the satisfaction.
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Just ignore these occasional incursions from /talk, they are intended to provoke just the kind of reaction you've had, don't give the tedious unfunny cunts the satisfaction.
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I wasn't/am not particularly upset. It should have been read in a patient fatherly tone but it did not occur to me it was a /talk troll. Thanking you. Little steps. Little steps.
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flan, fuck and fucklift has nothing to do with anthony
you fucking mentalist
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you fucking mentalist
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I am at peace more than ever. My therapist told me to embrace my 'quirky' side. I now write with joy and hammers.
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What is "this shit"? I genuinely don't understand.
I am confused. And gassy. But mainly confused.
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I am confused. And gassy. But mainly confused.
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Good............
The quicker Fox dies the quicker dumbfuck rednecks stop voting for Trump
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The quicker Fox dies the quicker dumbfuck rednecks stop voting for Trump
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Seems quite a common thought
twitter.com/BJennings90/status/929064927633072129
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twitter.com/BJennings90/status/929064927633072129
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