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This is a link post We found a way to improve watching The Apprentice... I made this!
A fun drinking game. May result in death.
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This is a normal post Drink Thangz

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This is a normal post try it with hell's kitchen

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This is a normal post You mean this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQJHYFK3LTQ&t=2s
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Sounds cymbal enough (I'll get my coat)
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This is a normal post boom tish

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This is a normal post Drink responsibly
By not watching The Apprentice
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This is a link post Boards of Canada - Powerline Misfortune

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This is a normal post Nice. Been looking forward to a new album from those electrified kids for ages.

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new al
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those electrified
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This is a normal post Instaclick here...
BOC are so important to me...!

Check out the 'A Few Old Tapes' output...some of their old, pre-Music Has the Right to Children stuff, which is soooo good!
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This is a normal post This is b.s.
Electricity is our friend. It wants to help us have better lives. Ignore this film.
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This is a normal post I like this.

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This is a link post Rare intersex shark
The shark, discovered in Taiwan, has a complete set of male and female sexual organs.
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This is a normal post Is it vegan?

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This is a normal post Did you just assume?

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This is a normal post Oh you'll know if it is
It'll tell you.
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This is a normal post It can go fuck itself

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This is a normal post Pfft!
Click
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This is a normal post challenging
but I got there in the end
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This is a link post oh dear
The Wolff one is interesting. One of Murdoch's *very* few biographers, presumably he was recommended by the man himself.
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This is a normal post Why have two four-letter F words in the book title when one would do.

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This is a normal post At what point do Americans grow up and realise they have a fucktard in the whitehouse
And are just making them selfs look even more dumb and stupid to the rest of the world?
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This is a normal post at the point Murdoch tells them
The big news isn't Bannon turning on him, it's Rupert
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This is a normal post That quote is great..."What a fucking idiot!"
He probably has disdain for the lot of them but to lay it out like that is pretty devastating, even if it makes no odds.
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This is a normal post I like that Wolff seems to have both sides of that exchange verbatim as well as descriptions of Murdoch shrugging
So either he was listening in at Murdoch's end or he's been told exactly what to write by Murdoch or he's made the whole thing up. It's all fantastically entertaining
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He's claiming he's got tapes ...
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This is a normal post tapes of the phone call?

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Sounds odd to me too, but he was his biographer and perhaps had permission?
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This is a link post Bloody racists. Your early morning outrage can now begin...or not.
Everyone in Japan is an awful racist link. And here is a link to the banned ad mentioned in the article...for racist lols NSFW if you or your colleagues understand Japan Words(?)
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This is a normal post I'm outraged!
How dare those inscrutable, raw fish noshing little nips with their slitty eyes.
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This is a normal post afaik most people on this planet do not have round eyes or pale skin, which makes me a minority
I mean, most people's eyes are brown ... eew. lol, eew backwards is 'wee"

#blondelivesmatter
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This is a normal post I am confident
nobody has actually round eyes.

Except puppets.

And fuck them, the button eyed fuckers. Coming over here taking our job of being on stage with the hand of some guy up our arse.
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This is a normal post Nanjing '37 was also just for the lulz

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This is a normal post Dude we were just pranking you !

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This is a normal post *rapes with bayonet*
Dude, dude, it's a prank, yo!!
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This is a link post Sports animation and singing in a school in Benin
Humanitarian aid for the less fortunate people help to save lives and also helps to make a difference in the lives of others. This video is all about the volunteers of mission humanitaire held a session for the school children's in Benin, where activities like singing and sports were held. You can go to this site to get more information about other activities held by shammesh.
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This is a normal post Do gooding cunts the lot of 'em

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This is a normal post teaching the natives basketball
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiYbIyOYCG0
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This is a normal post Genius

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This is a link post Five episodes of Sir Henry at Rawlinson End
Only six days left to catch the first episode on iPlayer
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This is a link post now all I need is a boat
edit:

PUB. 114
LIST OF LIGHTS RADIO AIDS AND FOG SIGNALS

2017
IMPORTANT
THIS PUBLICATION SHOULD BE CORRECTED EACH WEEK
FROM THE NOTICE TO MARINERS

BRITISH ISLES, ENGLISH CHANNEL AND NORTH SEA

Prepared and published by the
NATIONAL GEOSPATIAL-INTELLIGENCE AGENCY
Springfield, VA
ยฉ COPYRIGHT 2017 BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.
NO COPYRIGHT CLAIMED UNDER TITLE 17 U.S.C
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This is a normal post An untrusted HTTPS connection to a PDF on a US military website, you say?
Like fuck I'm downloading that...
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This is a normal post .pdf files are safe
You can't run an executable file so they are harmless. Same with Word and Excel documents.
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This is a normal post Eh?
All three file formats have the ability to embeded scripted programming languages coupled with significant security flaws in the most commonly used applications to open them...MS Office and Adobe Acrobat have been major malware vectors for years..!
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This is a normal post The software itself has been shown many times to have had weaknesses exploited
Which malware can of course use to get access to the operating system. But the files themselves cannot be used for these purposes as they lack the trigger mechanism to run these malicious files. So opening a pdf, xls or doc (or any of the later extensions for that matter) won't cause an explosion of malware on your system
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This is a normal post Of course you can trust that a file with the extension .pdf is actually a PDF file
Nobody has ever tricked Windows into opening the wrong program that way.
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This is a normal post I open nearly every file I get with no problems.
I'm only nervous if a site I download them from doesn't give me at least 6 popups
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This is a normal post That's correct, wheresthefish

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This is a normal post Nope
Go back to your IT Security training and pay attention this time.
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What Andy says. Google is your friend here.
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This is a normal post The most I can find is that there is proof of concept and trojans can be dropped in
I stick by my point though: it won't cause an explosion of malware.
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This is a normal post Filthy!

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This one's a little on the small side, but it might just about do.
www.jamesedition.com/yachts/newcastle_shipyards/other/sovereign-180-newcastle-shipyard-10021999
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This is a normal post I would like to board her

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This is a normal post I'd sling my anchor all over her poop deck
FNAAAARRRR
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This is a normal post I'd sling my poop all over her deck
(Am I doing it right?)
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This is a normal post I'd shit in my mouth
YEAH! This is great fun.
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This is a link post Kernel-memory-leaking Intel processor design flaw forces Linux, Windows redesign
"At one point, Forcefully Unmap Complete Kernel With Interrupt Trampolines, aka FUCKWIT, was mulled by the Linux kernel team, giving you an idea of how annoying this has been for the developers."
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This is a normal post At least this is currently patchable,
unlike IME...
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This is a normal post AMD fanboy here
Looking for the smug icon...
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This is a normal post There it's called TrustZone...

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My 9590 still chugs along just fine, whilst heating the whole room by itself.
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This is a normal post Like Macs and viruses
Itโ€™s only the relative lack of AMD hardware out there that is keeping you safe. Keep looking for that icon...
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This is a normal post Still affected by Spectre vuln, tho..

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This is a normal post f00f!

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This is a normal post Time to dig out my old power pc mac from the garage then.

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This is a link post Massive rat with fangs terrorizes home
Surely escaped from some government test facility.
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This is a normal post Thats no rat
Thats a space station
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Ees hamster!
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This is a normal post om nom nom

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This is a normal post so we're down to dog videos, eh? o9h b3ta where art thouest

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This is a normal post WHERE'S THE CUNTING THREAD WHAT WAS DOWN THERE? VVV

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This is a normal post WAILAAVOYO

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This is a normal post OMGUFEEDINITCOFFEEBEANZ

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This is a normal post Is it eating Terry Nutkins' fingers?

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Coffee beans..yum
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This is a normal post That is otterly ridiculous, I thought everyone would weaselly wecognise that that is a fucking extended hamster.
Bloody beavers.
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This is a normal post Paddy wasn't the only one conned.
www.twitter.com/DerrenLitten/status/948611073229381632

Apparently he's been caught now.
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This is a normal post WHERE'S THE CUNTING THREAD WHAT WAS UP THERE? ^^^

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This is a link post A-HA!
Take On Me

but, different.
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This is a normal post Take Mong Meeee
Take me Monnng
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This is a normal post This is TOO wacky for me.
A good song ruined IMHO.
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This is a normal post if anything, that sounds worse than the original

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This is a normal post it reminds me of that song that A-ha did in the 80s

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This is a normal post best song feat. Rick Astley ever

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This is a normal post A HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA..................!!!!
A fuck sight funnier than I expected!

Presumably this is what they really sound like before it's fed through Autotune?

I laughed a lot. Thank you.
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This is a link post What Katie did next
Hopkins is reduced to blogging.
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This is a normal post that reads like a string of tweets
She was always too thick to write decent copy
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"Stretching out in murky grey, bereft of all the twinkly stuff of Christmas, full of emptiness and unknowns."
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This is a normal post her Mail subs would have cut out one of the first two sentences to give that masterpiece a bit more impact
Fuck knows what they would have done with the rest
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This is a normal post string 'er up by the tweets

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tring hower
wee wa
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This is a normal post Shower 'er up by the twats ???

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This is a normal post yeah why not
I'll meet you by the swings at 10
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This is a normal post She's so dreamy

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This is a normal post What a thick, vapid cunt she is.

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This is a normal post Good for her
Rising above the unpleasantness to continue doing what she does best. A very strong lady.
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This is a normal post OOOH! Get you being all contrary and shit!

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This is a normal post Get me?
Get you, more like.
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This is a normal post Nobody gets me.

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This is a normal post to me it's been an interesting social experiment
Hypothesis: Are there enough right-wing fuckwits to sustain the career of an attention-seeking troll?
Conclusion: Almost, but not quite
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This is a link post I tried to turn the comments from Logan Paul's apology video into a song... I made this!
He's that YouTuber that just vlogged himself finding a dead body in a notorious suicide forest in Japan.

The comments on his apology video are horrendous... I tried to turn them into a happy song.
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This is a normal post Fuck you. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd4-rGsTQgM
I'm gonna threadjack your fucking worthless thread to respam the song that SHOULD have been the xmas no 1.
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This is a normal post any forest could be a suicide forest if we get ourselves organised

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This is a normal post alright, 's club 7'

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This is a normal post I'm on board

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This is a normal post ITYM links

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This is a normal post Self-promoting narcissist turns out to be dreadful human being.
Teenage fans turn out to be foolish.

Sun hot, Sea wet, Earth continues to turn.
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This is a normal post I don't think superpowerless is a narcissist, not with that Barnet.

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lol I think he means Logan Paul
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This is a normal post Quite correct.

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This is a normal post WHAT'S IN THE BOX??!!??

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Catchy tune =)
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This is a normal post Are all those teddies yours?

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ye, they're not for sale
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This is a normal post Not even the "used" ones?

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This is a normal post Used for attracting toddlers?

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This is a normal post 'loyal' to some tit who puts clips of himself chatting on youtube
What a world
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This is a normal post How do you demonstrate your loyalty to Jezza, Benny?

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This is a normal post Normally by calling him a useless tit on here

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This is a normal post Heheh
Does the forest count career suicides?
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As if "Youtuber" is a career...
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This is a normal post $14m a year
certainly beats my shitty job

[EDIT - $14m in total. What a loser.]
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This is a normal post 14m just for being a cunt on the internet.
And here we all are doing it for free...
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This is a normal post Speak for yourself
Iโ€™m handsomely reimbursed for my time on here.
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This is a normal post Wanking to comments and photoshopped Thersa May photos
is not a reward.
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This is a link post It's a bit blowy out
Have the Shipping Forecast...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-UirSlleP4 :D
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:D
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This is a normal post That's exactly what I thought

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This is a link post Its not easy being green
Happy new year good people
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This is a normal post lovely
happy new year sherbs
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This is a normal post Cheers
=)
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This is a normal post I have an Adicolor (Adidas) track jacket and matching shoes with Kermit on it and that phrase

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Nice!
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This is a normal post I bet you look like a proper pimp in that.
Post a picture. No dick pics though. Ok then, just one.
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This is a normal post Keep it to gaz, ffs

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This is a normal post Thank you for the Gaz
I was very pleasantly surprised to see the images waiting for me when I logged in to b3ta a few moments ago. Are you a girl or a dude?
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This is a normal post First!

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This is a link post A petition has been launched to change the name of a street after residents described it as "offensive".
The petition has so far attracted 12 signatures after claims that young residents would be bullied at school.
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This is a normal post Bullied?
They should be congratulated for having the coolest address.
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This is a normal post Indeed
young residents home owners worried about house values.
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This is a normal post Bloody Snowflakes...
When I were a lad all the kids and teachers at school used to call my road "Dickhead's Close". I wouldn't have minded if that was what it was actually called.
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This is a normal post Why did they move there in the first place if it was such a problem?
They need to toughen up, like the good people of Butthole Lane in Shepshed.

metro.co.uk/2015/03/10/people-living-on-butthole-lane-say-they-would-never-change-their-street-name-5096585/
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This is a normal post Butthole?
That means your bum.

Source: www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/butthole
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This is a normal post Specifically my bum?

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
But if one were to say "your butthole" when speaking to you or "Draconacticus' butthole" when speaking with others then yes.
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This is a normal post Pfffft
Around the corner from Shit Creek.
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This is a normal post that's a paddlin'

(, Tue 2 Jan 2018, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let's change it to
Cock Knobery!
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This is a normal post Bell end snobbery.

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This is a normal post Meat'n'two veg

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This is a normal post I used to ride through this ugly street when I worked for the cops
https://www.google.com.au/maps/@51.5929659,-0.248723,19z/data=!4m2!7m1!2e1?dcr=0
Everytime I would think to myself, "It's not the worst street in Britain. But it's rankin close"
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