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This is a link post how to cook meat
you might find this useful, you might not, but don't blame me

edit - it's a link to a pdf
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks
seems to be very good and certainly espouses the use of a meat thermometer which completely revolutionised how I cook meat. I tend to stop the cooking before the recommended temperature as the temp will rise further during the resting period. resting is something I ignored for a lot of years (why would you let something get cold before you eat it?) but I've seen the error of my ways.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah resting's pretty important :)

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post A good guide, and pretty comprehensive.
Would have liked to have seen the reverse sear (oven - pan) in there as a method for cooking steaks though. IMHO it produces the most consistent results and the taste is outstanding.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm i've not heard of doing steaks like, i might give it a go, ta

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Preheat pan for 15 minutes at full gas.
Oil the steak, 3 minutes a side.
Nicely black and blue.

Bit of pepper if you're feeling posh.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post 15 minutes?
My pans would have started to melt by then - makes the kitchen nice and warm though.

(Got a new gas hob and its like cooking with an acetylene torch)
(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cast iron pans

(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post 15 minutes?
They'd be glowing red puddles
(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pans what are made of that there cast iron

(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post "30 views"!!??
That's you, isn't it?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does it work with a fluorescent tube?
Asking for friend obvs.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like a Compact Flourescant tube to me
So, probably
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watt watt in the butt

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Easy with an Edison screw
now try it with one of those stupid British bulbs.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post you mean a bayonet crap ?

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only if its been made by isis

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a link post You, rasclart, Pimms all round.
I was just watching a bit of The Fast Show, and this fair made me piss myself with the laughter.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 5:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Way to miss the punchline
Draughts claart
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even worse is the suggestion that Kingston upon Thames is in Richmond upon Thames.

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're the same person.

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Black guy has exactly the same mannerisms as Matt Berry, strangely.

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Gorgeous new pics of Jupiter taken by Juno.

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 0:21, , Reply)
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that am big obit on $billion minimise electronics!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 1:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post How is Juno in one of them?
And further proof that it doesn't exist if it isn't on Youtube.

Here are the actual images if you want to see them without crap text commentary all over them.
www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/juno/images/index.html
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Selfie stick

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 13:11, , Reply)
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Well I guess that worked for Curiosity
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post All these worlds are yours.
Except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jovial !

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like that but i just wanted to see the pictures.
..not a bunch of text with annoying music
(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 2:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post badly written text too
Juno deserved better!
(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a link post ...wakes up in the morgue...
Spanish horror movies always have great plots
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post ROLF, my father lives there so sent him details. Nice find.

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post So you have a famous dad. No need to shout about it.
Also had no idea he had been released.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your father
lives in the morgue?
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a link post 16 bit Last Jedi
Spoilers, I guess.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still made more sense than the Mary Poppins bit.

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 22:29, , Reply)
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That bit really fucked me off, even though I know it sort of makes sense in the mythology of the series.

Unlike purple-hair and her communication issues.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post This in spades.
When the event happens I thought it was a nice way to end her story given the actress is no more.

Then she Poppins her way back and ruins it.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 6:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^, ^this^ and ^this^
It was all I could do to stop myself shouting out "Oh, NOW she decides she can do Jedi stuff when it's her own arse on the line!"
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 6:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought it was more of an instinct thing, that she wasn't fully aware.
Kind of what the force is supposed to be about. Didn't bother me and made sense.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 7:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I NO RITE!
Up to then it was difficult to know if it was a documentary or not. Totally ruined the realism
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
It's a fucking kiddies' sci-fi film. Grow up, you sad cunts.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Sad because Han Solo died

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get bent, wookie.

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love it when you talk dirty

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tend to agree.
There was a little too much comedy in the latest film. Even Ade Edmondson was rolling his eyes at one point.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone had to say it.

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought 'ah, no footprints, he's a ghost, he died in the first volley'
Which meant when he said 'I'm going to haunt you' he already was haunting him, and I thought 'this is so cool'.

And then he was like 'nah, I'm sat on a rock a billion miles away and perfectly safe' and I was like 'pah, wuss, but at least he's alive'.
And then he was like 'Ommm' and dies and I was like 'Whut?'.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 10:50, , Reply)
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I hear it's just a rehash of 16 bit Empire Strikes Back
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can never be beat
www.asciimation.co.nz/
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 0:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Willy Wanker and the smack factory of Cannock. NSFW
Touching story.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Not Charlie Brooker's 2017 Bum Wipe NSFW I made this!
Gutted that Mr Charlie Brooker didn't have time to make 2017 Wipe, I decided to make it myself... since I'm the only person in the UK who could be arsed. Three LOLs guaranteed or your money back.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post On Sunday morning, after his appearance on Desert Island Discs, I thought I'd had it with Brooker.
After three minutes of that I'm going to say: "Come back Charlie, all is forgiven."
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Missed that one. It was good then?
Will fire it up on the iplayer later, cheers.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 6:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 8:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post He played The New Potatoes by Denim
hearing that on radio 4 is worth it alone
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Graham

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post top stuff, man

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is excellent
Well produced, well written. Top marks!
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post woo! yay!
excellent stuff.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very nicely done.
Bravo!
(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this
Well made
(, Wed 10 Jan 2018, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why is David Brent presenting it?

(, Thu 11 Jan 2018, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Tech bro sues Google for anti-white, anti-men hiring policies
END WHITE ANDROCIDE!!!!
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I totally disagree, much as I like pigs, Llamas are the best animals (RE: Signature).

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) STUPID MAMMALS!

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post *reaches for shoe*

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck llamas.
And fuck Matthew Parris. And his llamas.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Social Injustice Warrior
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've had enough of all this shit.
I don't give a fuck what group you're in... if you're using that group as an excuse for all your life's problems, you're a useless fucking waste of space.

That's true whether you're butt hurt because you got fired from a cushy job for publicly posting shit calculated to alienate some of your colleagues, or if you're waving a BLM placard in some cop's face because another cop shot a man to death for being violently aggressive with a history of similar behaviour.

All of these people need to be kicked extremely hard in the nuts.
(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Any record collectors here?
You could bag a bargain. The description tells a story.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Hi NickTheGreek's ex-wife.

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Home Alone Vs Groundhog Day
One of many animation mash-ups on the channel. Nicely done

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of some of the point and click adventure games I used to play in the '80s and '90s.

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 20:50, , Reply)
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(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a link post For no readily apparent reason

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Get a raging boner and fling shit at folk...
...while smashing stuff up. Who wouldn't want to do that?
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 17:13, , Reply)
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Mandatory 'we've all been there' comment.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post i see no poo or boner

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tabs is looking well

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fail to see an issue here.

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post context
"This was the scariest and most disgusting thing I ever saw at an airport."

Seen much worse at home, natch.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Burglar sues shop owner
after he injured his testicles while robbing the premises
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's nuts!

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Robbing or rubbing the premises?

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not injured enough.

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a link post How to draw faces I made this!
Been over a year since I did a drawing tutorial... but I'm back with 'how to draw faces'.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 16:37, , Reply)
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It's like watching an alchemist work.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT'S IN THE BOX????!!

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pain.

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 1:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's something about that voice you do
It's infuriating yet, like an earworm, impossible to walk away from.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a lot to take in, but there's some very useful tips and tricks in there.

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Paddington Pop Up Book scene
A lovely little bit of digital animation.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post That’s rather lovely
Still need to see Paddington 2.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's good
slightly spoiled for me because I kept getting something in my eye. Lurve the schmaltz, me.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's excellent.
I think the definition of "National Treasure" will have to be rewritten to say, "has had a cameo in a Paddington film" because, frankly, everyone seems to be in it.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was above average family fare.
Don't really understand the rapturous reception.

Maybe I'm just an old cunt.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Before Christmas, Foyle's were hawking a real live book based on the one in the movie
The best way I can describe it is "the absolute minimum required to stay out of Trade Descriptions court."

The opening spread is Paddington behind a lift-up door (a la "Where's Spot") which is just enough to encourage your sprog to get their sticky fingers into the second spread, which is of Tower Bridge and, credit where it's due, right out of the film - an excellent, multi-layered feat of paper engineering. Then you get Piccadilly Circus, which just sort of has a bus on it. Then you get Paddington back home at Windsor Gardens, the only pop-up part being the titular bear and his Great Aunt. And that's it.

The sprog managed to destroy Tower Bridge on Boxing Day while enthusiastically "showing it to Granny".

ยฃ20 well spent!
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 18:44, , Reply)
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Yep, seeing it here -

bookshop.blackwell.co.uk/bookshop/product/9780008254520?gclid=Cj0KCQiAyszSBRDJARIsAHAqQ4p_mh8Jeb10aoNQ12lP76cRtzhmPd5XnFnr2K_eym21EvHPcFhr3BQaAsOjEALw_wcB

My kid used to rip up books regardless. Very frustrating.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a link post BANTZ!
It's a prank bro etc.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post ay caramba!

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Be interesting to see that done in the UK
Suspect he'd be battered to the floor within about 5 mins
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 14:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was waiting for an old lady to handbag him.
But it was still pretty good for a TV prank show.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
hand tea
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop going through my browsing history

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi.
But you're welcome to try.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, totally. We are all savages.
You nonce.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I keep hearing a latin american Sid James
"a-wah wah ah hah"........"a-wah ha hah hah"
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quick jot it down and get it to Channel5.
People do the sexist things, narrated by the ghost of Sid James, or I guess Jon Culshaw.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Videos with emoji banners are universally awful
It's a thing that needs to die.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
+ obviously nicked
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tag a mate who...
is another social media fad that can get fucked with a pineapple, sideways.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post getting fucked with a pineapple, sideways
Is a fad that needs to die quickly.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was actually pretty funny.

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know I'll think twice about unbuttoning my blouse to anyone who felates a bratwurst in future.

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Definitely one of the more unsettling things I've seen today... NSFW
NSFW due to child screaming in horror.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shitpost

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, as always, for your indispensable and insightful critique.

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great comeback. See sig.

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woah, edgy post, bro
...not as edgy as your deleted post attacking parents who lost their son in childbirth, but well done anyway.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Deleted because my objective wasn't to upset people, which is what clearly happened.
So I'll apologise in advance is this kind of thing upsets people too. How's about that? (And extra sorry if it hurt your feelings, Tabby.)
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can do time travel?

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a genuine apology, so I won't be needing genuine time travel.

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post So a waste of pixels then?

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'd be happier if you'd delete this too. Haven't watched it but the YouTube description is enough.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Inadequate man gets jollies traumatising kids.

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure why you'd think this needed sharing

(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Rocket go boom
An older launch (1997), but interesting as this guy was basically right under it.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Back before the HSE
when men were men and fireworks were fireworks.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post sometimes men were fireworks too

(, Tue 9 Jan 2018, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shitting fireballs!
1:17 looks like a bad bit of superimposed film from 70s Dr Who
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a link post If Australian animals don't poison you or eat you, they'll BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE
Australian raptor species thought to deliberately spread bush fires to flush prey into the open.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2018, 12:53, , Reply)

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