Jewdas sounds not unlike B3ta, but maybe with augmented specs for the CDC.
(CADmonkeyrollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 16:22,
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Losing 3-0 at home to Barnet?
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 16:49,
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Mangage to further alienate his m.ps, mainstream Jewish groups, even his office and Jon Lansman are distancing themselves from it.
It's not surprising though. He needed to virtue broadcast that he's got Jewish friends and this is the one group he can stand to be with. This is the lot that was going round saying any allegations of antisemitism in Labour were a right wing plot.
So in football terms, the manager has picked up the ball, thrown it into his own goal and is now wondering why everyone is looking at him.
I look forward in the coming weeks to future meetings with Jewish groups and good old Jeremy smiling awkwardly.
In other Labour news M.P Naz (Move Israel to America) Shah done did a Twitter oopsie.
Although, that being said, and since we're on the subject of the Nation of Abraham, the Beeb has kinda pissed me off in its reportage of the Palestinian protests. The reports at face value insinuate that there are an equal number of participants on each side and a balance of 'threat', as it were.
Welp, hows about we consider that it's a collection of civilians getting together to mount a (-n ostensibly) peaceful protest to mark the anniversary of Israel invading and occupying their land, there's speeches, but there's also events and kids and basically picnics. So the Israeli army fires on them, with live bullets. That's real classy, guys. Way to rub it in.*
*Not one part of this statement is anti-semitic. It's just Israel being cunts, again.
(Enron Hubbardhad a big meaty piss on, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 17:06,
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These guys sound like a group I could stand to be with also
They at least seem to acknowledge that a spectrum of opinion can exist, rather than conflating any dislike of launching airstrikes on picnics with being in the Hitler club.
(CADmonkeyrollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 17:26,
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So called
Because that’s *exactly* what they did
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubBabylon is burning at, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 21:45,
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"completely burned to ashes"
not arguing bolloticks or recent history - was interested in the source, that's all really. put down the pitchfork and step away from the keyboard - pick up your pen and fill in that crossword.
(artifusis doing it all wrong, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 21:51,
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Up to you but personally I wouldn't be a member of a religious group that calls for smashing the state of Israel.
Or for that matter a group calling to smash the Palestinian state.
"Prayer against the State of Israel” by Geoffry Cohen
Please God, smash the State of Israel. Smash it in the abundance of your love. Send forth your light and truth to those who lead. And JUDGE it - on Yom Kippur try to pay special attention to those who hold elective office. Establish in them, through some sort of magic God thing, wise counsel, that they might stop being so fucking racist. We're sure you've been trying but srsly, you need to give this some more thought."
This was last years prayer. I am assuming they toned it down a bit for this year because Jeremy was coming by with his beetroot.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 13:34,
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I think an abundance of love would totally screw Israel.
They wouldn't know what to do with it. They'd probably only recognise it if God Himself delivered it, too.
(CADmonkeyrollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 17:29,
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What's the evidence for Corbyn's anti-Semitism so far?
A 5 year old facebook like as far as I can see.
(benito vaselinino not that one, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 17:11,
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None really, for him personally. But y'know, Tories are desperate to paint someone as somehow worse than they are. Hey, Murdoch is on the case! ;)
(Enron Hubbardhad a big meaty piss on, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 17:16,
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Him personally? Probably not.
The mural was badly judged but I put that down to incompetence.
His supporters in Labour & people he has called friends however are a very different story.
Still you'd never play the guilt by political association would you Benny?
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 17:43,
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You're not looking very hard Benny. Try getting your news from somewhere other than Facebook and The Morning Star.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 18:30,
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Care to share?
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 18:35,
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Oh, look at a convenient source of mainstream news.
It's possible he's not an anti-Semite. It's possible he's just a bemused, shambolic mouth-breather doing an uncanny impression of one. Those are your options.
(After you my dear AlfonseNo. After you., Tue 3 Apr 2018, 20:02,
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you were saying he was as bad as Pol Pot fairly recently so I'll be disregarding your opinion
As always
(benito vaselinino not that one, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 19:33,
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Yes I did say that. How could you possibly take such absurd hyperbole literally? Can you really not see it was a joke? A lame joke perhaps, but a joke nonetheless.
Oh I remember, you're a very sad twat.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 21:48,
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"It was just a prank, Bro!"
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 22:53,
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Are you competing with Benny to see who can be the biggest idiot?
It's going to be a hard fought contest.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 23:28,
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I'm not competing with him.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 17:49,
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Some of his best friends are bigots
(Hemipygous, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 19:50,
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"Thing about Corbyn is, he always try and walk it in."
^ just gonna go right ahead and pretend my grammatical error is in fact a humorous satire on the perceived intelligence of sportballers and their managers
(artifusis doing it all wrong, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 20:13,
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Better than the alternative, who try to stand outside the ball, try to call it to heel, fail, then blame the referee.
(Enron Hubbardhad a big meaty piss on, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 21:37,
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In the Guardian
it seems the writer said on twitter that he liked the first one better and he got told 'You reek of piss, you virgin' so he quoted that in the Guardian.
I found that quite funny and wondered which one of you it was.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 23:03,
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Speaking of kids.
If you want to get a nice green patina on bronze you piss on it.
Edit Apparently my auto correct swaps piss with kids. That could get awkward.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 4 Apr 2018, 7:01,
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That trucker was good.
He knew the quickest way to stop his truck was to jack knife it into the barrier.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 15:39,
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That trucker was crap
If he was any good he’d have seen the cop car and not had to jackknife it into the barrier.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 15:51,
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The trucker was good
He knew that the associated costs of Death in Service and recruitment and training of someone to stand in the road was high, and choose to jack-knife, saving the tax payer money, and creating work.
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 16:16,
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A bit more scary than that 1895 train filum.
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 16:55,
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What is this mans job?
Is it simply to stand in the road waving at traffic? If so, who is paying him and what benefit does this give them?
It seems like a dangerous job but I could see how it would be a lot of fun.
(Jeffrey44(User was banned for this post), Tue 3 Apr 2018, 17:45,
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I want to see his risk assessment.
That is a ridiculous position to be in.
(Varmint, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 18:32,
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'Flicky' updated for augmented reality-obssessed millenials
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 8:24,
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Cats are Coordinated.
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 9:23,
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Clearly fake
The cat kept changing colour and turned into a dog at one point.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 9:25,
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Wow, someone's good at training animals.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 14:39,
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I showed this to someone in person and he said that he didn't like it because training animals is wrong.. I said "any person that learnt how to use a potty or went to school was trained"..he frowned and sodded off.
(Sherbs, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 16:23,
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Making friends is so difficult...
Don't let this episode put you off trying.
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 17:35,
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Pfft
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 22:26,
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All that work, and a pig steals the show.
(cowcatBituminous squeegee, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 15:19,
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And, well, GC asfuck, as it fucking should be, the second best cover of a Turbonegro song www.youtube.com/watch?v=chuuDUolRDY
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 3 Apr 2018, 6:02,
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This is the launch of a Falcon 9 / Dragon rocket, which will dock with the International Space Station. The launch is scheduled for 9:30 PM UK time, today, 2nd April (20:30 UTC)
During the first 10 minutes, you'll see the first and second stages detach, and then the solar array will open. Unless it all blows up,of course, or if there's bad weather.
It should dock with the ISS on Wednesday April 4th, and stay attached for about a month.
Hehehe,
You think Elon Musk is trying to compensate for something? :-)
It has about 1,700,000lb of thrust, so that'd be quite a pounding! And it goes at about 17,000 miles an hour.
(SockCookerПТН ПНХ, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 21:05,
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wouldn't touch the sides on your mum
/obligatory response
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 23:58,
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Talking about space and shit, how long until the Chinese thing comes to earth?
Did I miss it?
(Jeffrey44(User was banned for this post), Mon 2 Apr 2018, 21:23,
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Yeah, and it missed you too.
The Chinese space station Tiangong crashed in the South Pacific, somewhere near Tahiti, around lunch-time today edit 00:15 GMT on Monday. Most of it probably burned up on entry, there may have been a couple of tons that got through.
*Edited to fix the time, see below
(SockCookerПТН ПНХ, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 21:26,
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Where in the world was it lunchtime?
"It re-entered the atmosphere around 00:15 GMT on Monday, China's Manned Space Engineering Office said."
(Varmint, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 22:24,
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Oops, sorry,
My bad. I'd misremembered it as 12:15 GMT, not 0:15.
So, it was quarter-past Sunday.
(SockCookerПТН ПНХ, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 22:36,
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Have you changed your clocks yet?
Who is the Prime Minister? Have you taken your medicine?
(Varmint, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 13:03,
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Hope I get the docking time right,
I *think* it's 12 noon tomorrow...
(SockCookerПТН ПНХ, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 19:14,
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Thanks!
I had no idea space people used the word nominal to mean functioning normally (>_<)
(syntactic, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 21:52,
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I definitely want a T-shirt,
"Totally Nominal"
(SockCookerПТН ПНХ, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 19:17,
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What sort of a name is Elon anyway?
Reckon he's really Elton.
(Zuowan, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 0:02,
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Elton Welsby's real first name is Roger
(TownsendsPublisheris all gravy baby, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:42,
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Like buses
I got to watch an F9 night launch from KSC last month. Pretty spectacular.
If you're in Florida for a holiday this year, check the launch schedule. (https://spaceflightnow.com/launch-schedule/) because they're running at about one a week at the moment.
(Linboxhas a serious dunk habit, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 11:16,
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Winnie Mandela dead.
Going to be a blow for the used car tyre business.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 15:11,
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Good!
(GratchSit Ubu sit, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 15:45,
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What have you got against the used car tyre industry?
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 16:03,
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Yup.
Suspected informers living in townships were treated very badly.
My history teacher had a thing about it so taught us all about it. In front of the suspects family they would have their wrists bound with barbed wire, hands cut off then finally a tyre out round the neck and set on fire.
"With our boxes of matches and our necklaces we shall liberate this country" Winnie Mandela
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 16:56,
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Informers on any terrorist
/freedom fighter group get treated badly. THe PIRA was fond of leaving dead touts on country roads with their cocks in their mouths. EOKA had some cool tricks too.
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubBabylon is burning at, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 17:10,
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Yup, cept nobodies going to be singing their praise today.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 18:03,
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Found the tributes to him rather too gushing too.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:29,
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Oh, wow,
I was expecting the joke about Nissan Main-Dealer
(SockCookerПТН ПНХ, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:29,
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Aaaaahhhhh whada shame!
edit: it's weird coming back to find out someone has blocked me. Must have been something I said. Can't remember what though.
/Links looks like a sad place now. Like revisiting a childhood park but all the swings have rusted, the slides been pissed on and there's dissolving used condoms everywhere :(
(@RBFesquireGood luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 2 Apr 2018, 16:33,
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Blimey.
Now there's a name we've not seen for a while!
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 16:45,
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Likewise!!!
(@RBFesquireGood luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 2 Apr 2018, 16:46,
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Ooh I pressed the I like this button.
Felt pretty weird.
(@RBFesquireGood luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 2 Apr 2018, 16:48,
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The replies have got a bit samey
and I can't keep up with who is fighting with who, but there are still some good links on here.
(TSL, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 17:28,
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I miss the good old days, Winnie Mandela still fighting for freedom, Stephen Hawking still sciencing, former Russian spies living amongst us with impunity...
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 18:49,
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Technically speaking Skripal
Was a Russian officer but a British spy. Hence the murder by brutal public means.
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubBabylon is burning at, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 19:37,
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Attempted murder, shirley?
Or do you have some inside knowledge on his unpublicised demise?
(Varmint, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 13:07,
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You forgot about hedgehog flavour crisps.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:13,
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I can't remember
if you are one of the ones who dislikes me but not enough to simply ignore me, takes takes the piss each time I post for fun, or takes each comment I make as you find it at face value.
(TSL, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 22:59,
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I can't remember if you're the needy one, the paranoid one, or the boring one.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 23:28,
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I think we can all lay claim
to each of those titles at one time or another. Currently though the booze is edging me into the cretinous one.
(gingerfreakWhy? Why not., Mon 2 Apr 2018, 23:44,
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There's still the odd bit of gold under those rotting swings
Although I have seen a random post somehow turn into a political brexit bollocks shouting match in just 1 reply.
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 22:03,
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such a thing would never have happened pre brexit...
*ducks*
(artifusis doing it all wrong, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 22:34,
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Don't worry, we're doing left wing antisemitism these days.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 10:32,
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judas
(artifusis doing it all wrong, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 20:13,
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What's black and used to sit on Nelson's Column
Old joke update
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 23:54,
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(TX1time to start..., Mon 2 Apr 2018, 13:14,
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My uncomprehending reaction to the audio* confirms I'm a sad old bugger - but the visuals are lovely so 'click'. (* apart from the lovely female BVs)
(joetotaleblear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 18:43,
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cheers Joe...
looks ok for a no (catering) budget piece!
(TX1time to start..., Tue 3 Apr 2018, 12:02,
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Centuries of Sound - 1901I made this!
Into the 20th century proper with my most listenable mix so far - 60 minutes of original sounds from 1901. If you've been holding off listening until things get a bit more accessible, this might be a good place to start. Also Bert Williams!
(Zuowan, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 12:50,
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This is wonderful. Excellent work!
(RompaStompaStick it up your jumper, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 13:19,
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Has the makings a life's work
Great stuff! Edit: it's audio time travel
(Mex3=mememe, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 15:23,
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It will largely take up my next decade, hope to be around a bit longer than that though.
(Zuowan, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 17:46,
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Loving your work!
Really inspirational project. You must do a ‘making of’ post at some point.
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubBabylon is burning at, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 17:14,
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Thanks
The 'About' page has some history around it.
(Zuowan, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 17:46,
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I’m going to have to get some of the books on your source list
You’ll be wanting borrow my history of electronic music, no doubt
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubBabylon is burning at, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 17:56,
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These are fantastic - I'm loving the 1860s sounds too.
(fred zeppelinII: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 13:36,
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Do you have to guess which ones contain a cat?
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 11:57,
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The lesser known experiment, Schrodinger's wheelie bin
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 12:51,
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Oh good, that'll save me finding up my anorak and thermos and taking a 20,000 mile rail trip
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 12:08,
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Some beautiful bins there. The St.Helens one is a bit fancy.
(Sherbs, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 12:11,
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That's rubbish.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 12:19,
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I wheely bin Hong Kong
(Varmint, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 14:16,
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I wheely bin to Wexford once
(Sherbs, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 16:27,
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He's taken all the photos face on?
Can't get the full jizz on a bin like that. What litre capacity are they? Do they feature drainage plugs? Plastic or metal pins? Are the wheels braked or free?
What a loser.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 13:09,
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Come on, Chiltern...
You're not even trying.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 14:08,
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Darn
I see he has copyrighted all the pictures. I was SO going to steal them.
(TSL, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 15:59,
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Positively porn!
(@RBFesquireGood luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 2 Apr 2018, 16:30,
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Could some explain
The organisational structure of the site? Given how amazingly trainspotter he (Just a guess...) must be, there’s bound to be one.
(The Ann Coulter Fan ClubBabylon is burning at, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 19:41,
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STAY ABOUT FROM MY BINS!
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 2 Apr 2018, 21:06,
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i really appreciate this post
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 23:04,
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I thought I'd enjoy this more
but the variation is basically colour and the logo rather than anything hugely interesting
But well done that man
(rob, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 8:55,
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I enjoy the dirty protest on the Lewisham one.
(Prestidigituswill set this 'ere black puddin on you, Tue 3 Apr 2018, 13:53,
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Quality programme which sadly seems to be getting forgotten in those greatest TV show lists
RIP
(The_cold_stareComing here only when very, very bored, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 12:45,
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Indeed
It was a quality series for its time.
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 15:49,
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this theme tune is the only tune I can play on piano: fact
I play it well and then people tend to expect I know other pianoey things. I don't
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 23:56,
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the shark/spider one is a bit nightmarish
(parsons**restrictions apply, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 20:51,
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Everything is stolen these days
B3ta is one of those rare places that source this kind of stuff
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 2 Apr 2018, 22:04,
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