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David Hasselhoff is doing some UK gigs (an audience with kind of thing, anecdotes and even singing) and we figured it would be fun to get B3tans to ask him some questions. The plan is we'll go and meet him on Monday armed with your questions, video it, and stick it all online. So what do you fancy asking him? C'mon - you must have a question for Hoff? BTW: Remember to for vote questions you like too. Helps us find the best ones.

(, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:17)
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Have you heard the touching tribute sung by the Glitzy Bag Hags?
Sung to the traditional Klezmer tune Mazel Tov, the lyrics are:

I want to have you David Hasselhoff
I want to have you on my table cloth
I make a damn good spanking stroganoff
but I forgot to turn the oven off

I want to woo you David Hasselhoff
I want to play you my Rachmaninov
(cd)
I want to talk until the morning light
and at the end, I will get your kit off

I’ve got posters of you in my garage
when I think of you I think of marriage
whisk me away in a golden carriage
oh my David Hasselhoff
(, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 19:38, 1 reply)
That is magnificent
I'm always going to hear that to the tune now
(, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 19:54, closed)

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