ParsimonyHullo tapirs, guffs Richard McBeef off the internet. One of my brother's friends once cycled from one side of London to the other to get some free lightbulbs from a condemned building, a 6-hour round trip. Tell us about the meanest, stingiest penny-pinching you've witnessed.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2016, 9:58)
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Happened today.An old dear came to me all flustered.
"My money! Came spilling out of my purse and some of it went under the photocopier!"
"Fear not granny", I didn't say out loud. "I've got this."
So I shifted the heavy photocopier, which was built before coaster wheels it seems, and almost put my back out moving it aside. I grunted with the effort and asked how much she had lost.
"Oh it was only 2p. There it is! Every penny counts!"
(, Sat 12 Mar 2016, 18:32, 2 replies)
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