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"Touch my bum, this is life", glowers Richard "Interw3bz" McBeef. I was recently asked "What colour was your hair?", which made me feel well old. Tell us about moments when you realised you were knocking on a bit. Conversely, perhaps you are a sprightly young whippersnapper who is exasperated by the older folks: do tell.

(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 15:51)
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Seeing the trailer for "Bad Neighbors 2" and its fuck-head party stuff for 48 ours or so. I can remember when being a Bad Neighbor was blowing shit up, instant backyard inferno's and motorbikes with no plate ridden over jumps and loosing off a few rounds with your friends shotgun at tin cans and bottles or road signs. Try that these days and the Armed Response Unit will turn up. Kids these days are so well informed and watch out for that tweet but so far as I'm concerned, try that again and I'll throw you out of a fuggin window. And they've never heard of Rambo.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2016, 1:04, 7 replies)
what the actual fuck are you blabbering on about

(, Fri 29 Apr 2016, 9:51, closed)
eh?

(, Fri 29 Apr 2016, 11:36, closed)
TRANSLATION:
On another tawdry evening inside my ex-council house, slumped in front of my ridiculously oversized TV, I caught a glimpse of the trailer for another shitstain TV show on ITV2 called "Bad Neighbours 2". All these "Bad Neighbours" were doing was hosting 2-day long parties. That's hardly Bad Neighbourly behaviour, thinks I; bad neighbours set off homemade explosives, or tear up and down the public streets on their illegal motorbikes, or even shoot actual real live guns around the place, even if it's just at bottles and road signs.

I mourn for today's youth; we live in such an oppressive police state that even the slightest hint of antisocial behaviour will bring down the full might of the constabulary upon you. They're all on social media nowadays, whatever that is, fucking hell, I've had such a skinfull, it's all bleep bleep bleep bloop bloop I can't be fucking arsed with all that mate, let me just sit here in my rancid filth and squalor reminiscing about 80s action movies. Nurse? Nurse? NURRSE!!???
(, Fri 29 Apr 2016, 11:42, closed)
Bad Neighbours 2 is a film with Seth Rogen.
I saw an advert for it, last night. Looks predictably shit, although the joke about phones with cords raised a smile.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2016, 13:59, closed)
fugg life

(, Fri 29 Apr 2016, 22:04, closed)

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