The generation game"Touch my bum, this is life", glowers Richard "Interw3bz" McBeef. I was recently asked "What colour was your hair?", which made me feel well old. Tell us about moments when you realised you were knocking on a bit. Conversely, perhaps you are a sprightly young whippersnapper who is exasperated by the older folks: do tell.
(, Mon 25 Apr 2016, 15:51)
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and I thoughtyou was gonan bang the dwarf and do kinky nasty things with the pickled eggs.
DAMNIT SKAGRA I WAS SEMI HARD THEN YOU RUINED MY WANK!
(, Sat 7 May 2016, 10:18, 1 reply)
Sorry sweetieI did bang the sexy Kantrian babe Jall, though.
She was tall, with long curly dark hair, deep brown eyes and a sensous mouth. She had an extremely narrow waist and long, long legs. Her tits were just about more than a handful, the perfect size. She loved me to fuck her from behind and I would scream Gallifreyan obsecenities as I pumped my Time Lord seed deep within her.
It really IS a shame about those Drashigs.
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(, Sat 7 May 2016, 11:27, closed)
pump your seed?Thought you were a woman
(, Wed 11 May 2016, 7:22, closed)
I am now, sweetie but at the time of this incident I was male.
Do try to keep up XXXXXXXXXX
I'm considering writing some Brodie's Notes so that all you lovely sweetiesz can get yourselves up to speed with my fascinating life.
LAIEGH8TERSZ!
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(, Wed 11 May 2016, 19:53, closed)
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