After a period of some years I recently found some Twiglets in a British food import store.
excitedly proclaiming them to be fantastic and delicious beyond belief I bought 2 bags.
The GF declared them to be awful on first taste and I have to say I agree.
My memory of twiglets is one of strong savoury marmitesque delight, now ruined for ever by shovelling a handful of dry shitty sticks into my eager gob.

Not so pickled onion Monster Munch which at least took the taste away for a few hours.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:06, 13 replies)

twiglets are only to be eaten at christmas parties
usually accompanied by advocaat.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 16:11, closed)

I still love twiglets.
And Advocaat, for that matter.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:48, closed)

Fucking egg based liquor.

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 9:26, closed)

I loved twiglets once
But in the last few years they've gone from £1 to £2 for a big bag, and the quality has gone to pot.....hard, over baked sticks and less flavour.

I remember when twiglets were much longer, came in a cardboard box, and were ever so slightly soft on the outside and cruchy in the middle.
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:00, closed)

The reason they were called Twiglets is
They were like twigs only with less flavour.
If they've got worse that's an achievement in itself.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:21, closed)

pickled onion Monster Munch - is that our own mm on Sat. night maybe?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:55, closed)

what?

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 22:25, closed)

Does he mean me?
He surely does!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 9:04, closed)

Of course I do.
Merit stamp for a great effort!
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 9:25, closed)

Cheers!
I do so love positive reinforcement.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:21, closed)

I know! <3

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:03, closed)

Wind tunnel ballbags are the best.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:56, closed)

Twigs in marmite
Monster Munch are brill though.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:48, closed)