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Willenium tugs our sleeve and says: Tell us why the past was a bit shit. You may wish to use witty anecdotes reflecting your own personal experience.

(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 13:06)
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I think the original trilogy holds up pretty well (George's revisions notwithstanding),
probably because other directors are involved for 2 thirds of it.

Also, Ewoks defeating a legion of the Emperor's finest troops, is awesome.
(, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:35, 2 replies)
the emperor's finest troops can't shoot for shit
that's why the empire barely lasts twenty years ... it's fucking rubbish
(, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 10:59, closed)
Don't get me wrong I still like them
but the new films have made me see the flaws that I didn't see before.

Mind you Luke in the 1st one was an insufferable whiny cunt most of the way through... even when I was a kid...I wanted to be Han

The Ewoks!?...now you're being silly ;)
(, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:01, closed)
he was a whiny little cunt in all three
just like his dad was a whiny little cunt in all the prequels

i surmise that lucas was a whiny little cunt as a kid and the entire franchise is therapy for all the bullying he received as a whiny little cunt kid

the whiny little cunt
(, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:05, closed)
Oh yeh
He bitched at Yoda all the time didn't he

then to the Emperor

the cunt
(, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:11, closed)
han represents the school bully who he desperately wanted to befriend
yoda is probably some friendly geography teacher who touched him up
(, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:22, closed)
My Tivo box managed to record this after an episode of Todd and the Book of Pure Evil the other week
You're not far off

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkxdcCswfq0
(, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 16:08, closed)
Years back I played a Star Wars drinking game with a few friends
One of the rules picked out of the hat was that I had to "Drink every time Luke whines". I was wasted before Empire even began.
(, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:26, closed)
Anyone not enjoying the scenes on Endor
has approached the film with entirely the wrong mindset. Even Phantom Menace is almost enjoyable if you look at it through the eyes of a child (except it's really fucking boring, as are the other prequels).
(, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:49, closed)
Yes indeed I mean
Any film that's going to be about space taxes and senate meetings that's still targeted at children (mainly) needs to seriously look at itself in the mirror (metaphorically and physically) and admit it's got the basics wrong.
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 1:36, closed)

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