Not-stalgiaWillenium tugs our sleeve and says: Tell us why the past was a bit shit. You may wish to use witty anecdotes reflecting your own personal experience.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 13:06)
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Carrie FisherAn ex girlfriend worked in PR and had the job of picking up Carrie Fisher from her London hotel to make sure she got to some Star Wars party that was being held at Ally Pally.
She turns up at Carrie's suite but no matter how hard she knocks there's no reply. She gets the hotel staff to let her into the room only to find Princess Leia naked, hunched on the floor making moaning noises. Pissed as a fart.
Cold showers and coffee were employed to get her sufficiently mobile to make a fleeting appearance at the event.
(, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:26, 1 reply)
I won't deny that as a person she's awesome in bed.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:39,
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