Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Did he go too far?A lot is being made of the recent “difficulties” in broadcasting, you know the sort of thing. Dishonesty, stealing punters money, and Natasha Kaplinsky being run by the Jim Henson workshop to name but a few.
One thing that has never come to light is my friend, or Captain Blag as he became known. He had no shame at all.
CB and his girlfriend had a first class ticket to London, a couple of nights in a swanky and may I say, posh Hotel, and some tickets to a previously sold out show all in the name of “a feature about a weekend away” he interviewed all the people involved (bloke from train company, manager of the hotel, minor actor in the show) using a mini-disk player with nothing in it… I asked him why he didn’t just record them for the hell of it and he said it was more fun knowing that there was nothing in there.
So CB and his lady decided to troll off to Australia for their hols, and did CB leave his fake recording ways in this country? Did he bum! Which is why there was a night in a place overlooking that bridge thing in Sydney and… AND… an appearance at the Australian Premier of that summers big movie. The thing is he just wanted tickets to the movie, so when he was given the pair they just turned up in their jeans and t-shirts and looked a touch out of place on an actual red fucking carpet! Apparently some people asked for his autograph… well he was on the carpet so he must be famous.
He stopped it shortly afterwards knowing that the next blag would just be one blag too far.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 11:16, 3 replies)
Oi.Just leave Natasha alone.
Marks out of 1? I'd certainly give her 1.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 11:29, closed)
What the reverend said ^^^^^^^Natasha is a vision of posh kinky loveliness who certainly makes me 'rise' in the morning. Rivalled only by the luscious Ms Silverton and Penny the newsreader on t'other side.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 12:16, closed)
AgreedKate Silverton - I most certainly would.
Penny Smith was a complete disaster on Strictly Come Dancing. According to Brendan Cole - her dance partner - she'd be a crap shag. No rhythm, no co-ordination, no idea.
(, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 13:07, closed)
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