Free trip to Monaco Sir?
I managed to blag a five-day all expenses paid trip to Monaco - flights to Nice then helicopter transfers across the bay into Monaco.

I was staying at the Marriot overlooking the harbour with free porn on the TV all paid for by the company!

Best bit was it only took me half a day to do the actual work the rest I spent lazing around the cote d'azure..

happy days!
(CarolVorderman'sBumTurret, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:22, 3 replies)

I had a week in Boston for free
I was meant to be working, but the materials I had sent over got impounded by US customs, and then by the Dept of Agriculture (fuck knows why), so I had most of the time to myself.

I had a car so I took myself off round Massachusetts and did a bit of sightseeing, including a rather nice day at Cape Cod (where unfortunately I dropped my camera in the Atlantic Ocean, but I got a nice new one off the insurance, so that was fine).

I was also taken out for meals quite a lot, stayed in a decent hotel and ended up only working a day and a half out of the whole week.

And I bought my iPod when I was there, as it was £50 cheaper at the time.

Very pleasant.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:54, closed)

you have the best username evar sir :D

( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:31, closed)

Free porn
Is fantastic. Had to do some work in Marbella. Got put in a very nice hotel. Going through the channels on the TV I discovered that they had Canal+, a french channel that has proper hardcore porn* FOR FREE!

I was very, very happy.

(*Not the watered down "hardcore" porn that you get in this country, with ridiculous simulated sex. I mean everything you could possibly want - DP, anal, 69s you name it! C'est fantastique!)
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:04, closed)