Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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In teh arcades.......down on Mumbles Pier in Swansea. Tis like Brighton Pier, but on a very limited budget. The arcades have loads of 2p games, including the ones which slide back and forth on levels (something like what's included on here, ohhh I'm such a talent :p). I'm aged 5 and me mum and dad have brought me down here for a "day out".
So dad gets a handful of 2ps and starts playing this slidy level game, dropping them down onto the sliding platform and hoping to knock a shitload of 2ps over the edge. After about 20 minutes of playing this he's won approximately 20p back and is right pissed off. So just as a big bunch of kids walk close-by, he slyly turns his back to the machine and boots the fecker, setting all the alarms off and dropping a shitload of 2ps into all the winning slots. Security run over and see a married couple with a young kid all looking at the kids walking past, and he immediately starts running after them instead of me dad. Cue most of the kids getting kicked out of the arcade and me dad getting most of his money back as the security guard was too focused on blaming the kids to notice him scooping the 2ps back from the dented machine :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 9:52,
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