I used to love disco biscuits*
So much so that I was in the toilets inspecting them absolujtely wankered out of my face and I dropped one in the urinal. Withouth thinking what I was doing I snatched it up as quick as flash and lobbed it in my gob and tried to swallow.

The bitterness of the hundreds of peoples piss made me gag and puke it back up again and back into the urinal, so basically id tasted nearly every lads piss in the club for no reason.

Luckily there was no one in the toilet to see me do this and its the first time ive ever told anyone.

I've sunk to some lows but that takes the piss...





...sorry.

*I still do actually
(PieEater, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 0:28, 3 replies)

Never fish a disco biscuit out of the urinal again
Read my post.

www.b3ta.com/questions/addicted/post332582

Loving your work
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:55, closed)

I need my eyes tested
Scrolling through the comments, could have sworn part of the title was "dildo biscuits".
(Mucky has squinted at the screen with one eye shut since, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 9:29, closed)

You're not alone!
Had to stop one of my old raving mates from picking 2 pink callies out of his own vomit, from a patch behind a tree where I'd seen 3 blokes piss earlier..

They were good pills though...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 10:30, closed)