My wife knows that I would
go straight for Grutle Kellyerson from the Black metal band Enslaved and I am sure that there are folks she thinks about when she flicks the bean when I am not about.

Flirtatious fantasy is fine if you are open and honest with your partner. My Mrs knows full well that I flirt with the lads at work and she knows why I do it too, I enjoy seeing them squirm because they know I actually prefer lady lips to pink oboes!

I did get one request to join us though, as a joke. However said lad looked quite sheepish when I told wifey of his request and she laughed.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:24, Reply)