Best and worst TV ads"I'd like to give that dodo off the 5 Alive adverts a good kicking," says tom.joad. And luckily, there's tasty, tasty Cillit Bang to clean up the blood stains when you've finished. Tell us about TV adverts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:17)
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I've never seen that cereal over here......BUT, one of the granola brands, Nature Valley I think, has some honey-glazed nut-and-granola clusters that are DIVINE. Good nuts, too, not just Spanish peanuts, and well-done. Hard as hell, though, so you'd better use the best molars you've got (my teeth are like chalk, thanks to sarcoidosis & years on & off of painkillers that would make Keef Richards look like a fucking AMATEUR), but well worth the work.
Raisin Bran Crunch (Post brand) is passable as a cereal, certainly light-years from the limp, soggy plain ol' Raisin Bran, but their ads (U.S.) are SO FUCKING IDIOTIC, I wish that every "actor" in them would spontaneous explode into giant, fat-dripping torches of spontaneous human combustion (and yes, I realize how redundant that this could sound, but don't give a fuck, it's how I want it!), along with every nematode and serpentine Advertising Rep who concocted the idiotic TRIPE. Actually, I want the advertising/marketing scum responsible to be drawn & quartered, THEN lit afire. Simple explosive combustion is too easy on 'em.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 6:56, 1 reply)
I don't get why they are so ludicrously massive! (on the clusters ad)
If they actually were the gargantuan balls of gobstopping awesomeness that they shamelessly pretend on that advert, I would buy them!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:40, closed)
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