Airport StoriesBack when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.
Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.
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chthonic, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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Whilst waiting for our flight to Spainmy Dad decided to visit one of the stores, dragging me along with him. After ages of browsing (my Dad takes his sweet time), he suddenly whips round brandishing a deoderant, while saying "How does this smell to you?", and then he sprayed it. Right in my fucking eyes.
I spent most of the flight blind as to what the hell was going on, and whenever I complained to my Mum or sister that my eyes stung, they simply laughed at me.
My family are cunts.
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Lightguy hail satan, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 14:30,
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