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Back when I was a moody teenager I took a cheap flight that involved changing planes and having to go through security again. My bags were pre-checked so, when I set off the metal detector, I honestly said to the security guy that I had no idea what had set it off.

Until, that is, he searched me and found the metal knife and fork stamped "KLM" I'd nicked off the previous flight.

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(, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 10:09)
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I'm just back from Oz and, on the way back, had to stop over in LA. (oooh - you globetrotter you!).

As I got off the plane for a 4 hour stopperover I was gasping for a fag. So I lugged my baggage about a mile to terminal 6 where the only smoking area in the entire pigging airport is. And when i got there it was fucking closed. As there was rain forcast!!!

Cue Legless having a monumentual tantrum in LAX.
(, Thu 9 Mar 2006, 15:11, Reply)

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