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I once invented a brilliant game - I'd sit at the top of the stairs and throw cat biscuits to the bottom. My cat would eat them, then I'd shake the box, and he would run up the stairs for more biscuits. Then - of course - I'd throw a biscuit back down to the bottom. I kept this going for about half an hour, amused at my little game, and all was fine until the cat vomited. I felt absolutely dreadful.

Have you accidentally been cruel to an animal?
This question has been revived from way, way, way back on the b3ta messageboard when it was all fields round here.

(, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:13)
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It's not just apeloverage and pooflake, y'know...
My uncle Sidney was a vet, and specialised in maxillofacial sugery - although he did have a reputation for being rather brutal when a tooth proved hard to extract. In fact, he acquired the nickname "Axe Sid" for the devil-may-care attitude with which he sometimes performed opertations - he really should have been struck off.



(You can see where this is headed, can't you?)



Many of his clients complained that their pets had come out rather the worse for wear after Axe Sid's dental cruelty.


/coat.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:03, 2 replies)
Oof!
It hurt, but I liked it! :)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:11, closed)
Brilliant
And there was me thinking no one could come up with an Apeloverage style pun this weeks QOTW
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:02, closed)

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