Extreme effort to be untidy.
Sometimes, Miss Dchurch is so untidy, I've taken pictures of say, the kitchen and threatened to post it on Facebook for all to see. I didn't, because the threats or retaliation sounded very real!

She'll peel an onion and leave the onion peelings on the side next to the bin. She'll pretty much do this with anything and everything. Sometimes, instead of binning say an empty can of beans, she'll spend more effort putting the empty can back into the fridge.
If she has a coffee in bed, she'll leave the half-drunk contents about 2 foot under her bed rather than take it downstairs with her when she goes - same goes for food. Many a time I've found a full-on penicillin factory under there when cleaning up, sometimes with things on top of it to disguise the fact that it's there, thus spending more effort hiding the evidence than disposing of it.
The list is endless.
Recently, I cleaned our kitchen top to bottom; really went to town on it. Within 2 days she'd wrecked it again. A pile of teabags on the side, right next to the bin; dirty pots and pans hidden in the bottom of the oven etc...
She also seems allergic to flushing the toilet behind her for some reason, prefering instead to leave the rest of us a lovely 'present' when visit the little room.
On one occassion, we were driving down the road when suddenly a swarm of bluebottles INSIDE the car forced me to pull over and jump out.
It turns out, she'd bought something for breakfast from the local bakery one morning a few months before, got half way through eating it before realising that she no longer wanted it, and quite rightly not wanting to pollute our environment, decided instead of throwing it out of the window (or waiting until she got near a bin) to hide it under the passenger seat instead.
I'm amazed we all haven't all died of some dreadful rotten-food/faeces related disease by now.
(dchurch bah, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:34, 5 replies)

Not flushing the toilet?
ffs.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:59, closed)

She must be spectacular in bed
or own some very compromising informaton on you.

Otherwise how the hell are you still with her?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:01, closed)

please don't let this be the part where he says she's his daughter.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:15, closed)

don't
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:32, closed)

Be thankful to her
You've probably got an immune system that could fend off bubonic plague. I do believe cleanliness can be taken to seriously, but it does seem she's gone rather too far the other way.
( SteamedCleaner, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 3:19, closed)