The Summer Holidays
Other half works as a teaching assistant, very noble and all that but no work to take home over the summer and not particularly long working hours for the 3/4 of the year she actually has to work.

The worst bit for me is waking up every morning for 6 weeks with her asleep on the sofa having sat smoking weed watching America's next top X for god knows how long. How I haven't killed her already I will never know.

Suggestions that maybe she should sort out the smoking nuclear crater that is our house are met with a teenage reaction unbecoming of her age.

Still it makes it all the 9-5s worthwhile when I get back and she's STILL FUCKING SAT THERE SMOKING WEED!!!

How cathartic.
(anonymouse sitting in front of a screen since 1989, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:49, 7 replies)

Whilst we're at it
If there are any 21-30 blonde b3tans with large knockers that want to live rent and bill free with a horrible fat little man like myself then get in touch.

Habitual argument starters and weed smokers need not apply.
(anonymouse sitting in front of a screen since 1989, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:53, closed)

I would say this depends on your incomes.
If she's earning as much as you and paying as much as you, then she should only be expected to do as much housework as you do also.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:41, closed)

Bollocks
If she has 6 weeks off and does fuck all, then she's a waste of space and one for chucking.
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 19:13, closed)

Until you work out she was paying 90% of the bills.
Then you may rethink your position.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:27, closed)

stats
she pays no bills
earns less than half what i take home
does cook and clean a bit
but no anthea turner
doesn't drive
we have no kids
i am either a cunt or muppet!
(anonymouse sitting in front of a screen since 1989, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:33, closed)

I'm sorry
but isn't this The Dream?

And the only point of being a teacher?
(Robin of the Hood isn't into the whole brevity thing, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:01, closed)