My ex was a violent sociopath
...who would savagely twist my nipples or yank the hairs on my balls, without warning or reason. She also enjoyed insulting/offending/scaring people in public places, swore like a navvy, belched and farted like a cross-channel ferry's foghorn, and thought Schindler's List was a hilarious comedy.

The most annoying thing? I really miss her...

[Edit]
She was a nurse - I used to refer to her as "Nurseferatu".
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:22, 4 replies)

I click
for the nick(name).
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:26, closed)

Schindler's List IS an hilarious comedy.
No, wait, i'm thinking of Groundhog Day.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 16:49, closed)

Schindler's Groundhog Day
...is not really a Feel Good movie...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 17:02, closed)

She sounds awesome!
My partner says similar things about me, apart from the plucking bollock hairs because she has not got any!

Swearing really is big and clever though and farting is the funniest joke in the whole world.

Clicky for the nick name!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 19:34, closed)