I knew a girl from London who once accepted a small amount of money from this creepy white bloke with dreadlocks..
...to have herself photographed inserting a dinobot into her foof.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 13:44, 31 replies)

I thought molesting corpses was your vocation?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 13:46, closed)

^ makes no sense.
Thanks, AB.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 14:10, closed)

You're welcome, Roger Irrelevant.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 18:37, closed)

I hear she was also an extra in his critically acclaimed zombie flick

( Kroney, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 16:40, closed)

This would be hilarious if I'd ever paid a model for her time
...or if I had dreadlocks, or if I'd ever inserted, or asked someone to insert, a toy that wasn't explicitly designed for the purpose of insertion. You're laughing at something that only exists in your imagination.

In the meantime, you still have a horrible, fat, ugly, wife.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 18:57, closed)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2809485
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 19:24, closed)

bit cruel to remind him off the olden days when people still interacted with him

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 19:27, closed)

Best I don't post this either otherwise he might look like an even bigger liar
ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/post/35821697280
Only, I'm fairly certain that Lego toys aren't 'meant for insertion'.

NSFW, obvs.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 19:29, closed)

poor wee fuck must be wishing fairholme would hurry up and register a new account so he can crawl back up to second whipping boy

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 19:39, closed)

Although the term is often misunderstood by knobcheeses
a whipping boy was usually of high status, and innocent of the crimes he was punished for.

In fact, comes to think of it, your archetypal whipping boy would be Jesus, so you're basically saying that Ringo is the closest thing you know to a Messiah. And yay, when he returns for the Second/Third/Fourth/Fiftieth Coming, you will be Smitten. By which I mean you're probably a bit gay for him.
(RingoRules554, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 20:19, closed)

Yes, nice one Detective Dipshit
You'll notice said post is dated March 2007, it is now 2014. You can tell because there's a world cup going on. The dreadlocks I had on my head in March 2007 got cut off in the summer of 2007, I used some of them to make the legs of a hanging spider for Hallowe'en 2007 and I put the rest in a bag, which I kept until my ex-girlfriend threw them out shortly afterwards. I think I might have one somewhere in a box as a keepsake.

So, the present tense and the past tense. I understand that you're only a nurse and so perhaps not the best educated of people so I'll try to explain this as Father Ted would do to Dougal:

These dreadlocks are in the past. They do not exist any more.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 19:35, closed)

So that whole 'never inserted someting not meant to be inserted' thing...
b3ta.com/questions/anythingformoney/post2323255
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 19:36, closed)

I've covered this before
You'll notice - if you know how tumblr works - that image was reblogged. I know you're only a nurse and kind of stupid, but in simple terms:

Dougal, that image came from another blog. That's what "Reblogged" means. I know it's difficult to understand that there is more than one blog on tumblr and that they're able to share content amongst themselves. Think of it as like there are two different cows, which are separate cows. Not connected at all.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 19:44, closed)

"Only a nurse" you say....
What do you do mate?
(Andrew Avetoom, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 21:01, closed)

he's a really big deal in blogging amateur grot where vulnerable women stick children's toys up their snatches to get the attention of underdeveloped boys
he can grow some wicked Surrey white boy dreadlocks too.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 8:54, closed)

My current job involves knowing the difference between 2007 and 2014 for a start
(it's seven years if you haven't worked it out yet)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 11:42, closed)

Yep....
I.... am aware of the year. And of basic maths.

Strange occupation you've got if those are your job specs...
(Andrew Avetoom, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 12:05, closed)

it's a key skill if your occupation involves signing and dating a dole form once a fortnight

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 12:17, closed)

Isn't it credited as having come from you though?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 8:33, closed)

he doesn't do that sort of thing any more
he's too busy being upset that you have a real job and a happy marriage
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 19:13, closed)

He wasn't always like that.

www.b3ta.com/talk/2809473

Oh no, wait.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 19:20, closed)

more than seven years of being upset on b3ta
:(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 19:25, closed)

Like Badger's post above, you are entirely wrong on all counts
I uploaded a coupla hundred images to the internet this morning and I positively thrill imagining Badger's miserable work and home life.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 19:26, closed)

I'm entirely wrong, apart from the bits that are right.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 19:37, closed)

Haha, you pay modey to models to molest them!
Er, no I don't

Haha, you have dreadlocks!

Er, no I don't.

Haha, you took this photo!

Er, no I didn't. I'm still waiting for you to actually get something correct.

In the meantime, of course, your wife remains fat, horrible, mental and ugly.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 6:29, closed)

he's very defensive about his hobby, isn't he?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 8:45, closed)