Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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also, Telesales chavsome dense twunt decided to employ a chav butch girl for a telesales job. She had no experience, and even less interest.
She used to pull sickies around the weekend to get that extra bit of a break and got away with it everytime.
The worst was when she came into work, half an hour late, was at her desk talking on her personal mobile for 10 minutes, then announced that she absolutely must go home.
Manager says:
why, what's up?
Telesales chav says:
The dog has ate the chicken.
She got the day off.
Weeks later she got the sack.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 11:56, Reply)
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