Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Head injuriesIf you ever need to pull a sickie,tell your school/work that you have a headache. Cos they cant refuse, the reason being,if said headache should cause you to collapse and hurt yourself,you could sue them.
Unfortunately,I get pretty frequent migraines,probably stress induced. A while ago,it kinda came on at school. I spent the whole day laying about on my desk,hurting,then sat about shivering. Was eventually sent home. All the chavs were asking if Id been smoking anything,but I really hadnt!
Next day,a piece of Italian coursework was due in. I was off (due to my head exploding a bit)and the bastard teacher kept going on about "haha,well,we know why SHEs not in dont we! Haha". Eventually,a gobby,chavvy friend of mine piped up and shouted "For fucks sake,you bastard,she's off with a suspected brain tumour!" The cunt mumbled his apologies,and let me off with the coursework.
I dont have a brain tumour,not even suspected! Well,touch wood..... Ooh,dont mind if i do....
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 11:11, Reply)
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