Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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Fancied a lie in...so I rang up work and said that I was on the way to work and had a flat tyre and as I didn't know how to change I would have to wait for the RAC to come and fix it who said they'll be a couple of hours, so conversation continues like this...
Boss: Well I know how to do it if you aren't that far then I can come and do it for you
Me (panicing): Um you know what maybe I'll try it myself...it can't be that hard
Boss: No no its fine, tell me where you are and I'll come out to you
Me: I think the lines breaking up..
Boss: Er no it isn't...
Me: Hangs up
Fucking helpful boss, whatever happened to the good old days when my boss probably wouldnt have even shown concern if I told him I'd just been hit by a truck?!
(, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 22:13, Reply)
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