The same effect actually got me laid once
(I'm not going to post this as a new thread, because it hardly counts as a bad date, and I've posted it before)

I'm at the house of the girl of my dreams, and for once the chat is going well - she actually seems to be enjoying my company. I start to wonder if I might actually be able to make this happen! Probably over-optimistic, given my usual track record, but hell, you never know!

And then it happens. The strange columbian fruit I'd eaten at lunchtime suddenly makes its presence known. After a few gurgles and twinges, it becomes apparent to me that things are about to get very real, very quickly. Luckily my house is only a few minutes away, so in the middle of a sentence I stand up, announce that I have to go, and shoot out of the door.

I just made it, before spending several hours in the toilet that I have no wish to dwell upon. Eventually the crisis abated, and I even managed to clear up before staggering off to bed.

The next day, I was surprised by a knock at the door. The girl in question had been so startled by my sudden exit that she'd come around to see if I was OK. And, later that afternoon, I became very OK indeed as we tumbled into bed and spent the rest of the day there.

I suspect that, if I hadn't been struck by explosive diarrhea, I would never have got so far with her.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:59, 1 reply)

This and my post are working together to keep the universe in balance

( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:18, closed)