I used to work for this appalling old slapper.
I'd have to go round her house when she was asleep and well, remove lobsters from up her arsehole.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 22:44, 11 replies)

Well played, here.

(Cloudane, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 23:34, closed)

Is this something to do with the post below?
Fucked if I'm reading all that for potential lols
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 23:41, closed)

That must have been
what turned you to the drink (and those dodgy movies...).


RIS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpxJu4uJff4
(dxg, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 0:03, closed)

Oi Clive
Jayne Mansfield wasnt a slapper
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 0:15, closed)

Well you can call her a dirty a cow, but the fact is, the lobsters fancied her bum.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 7:03, closed)

To be fair, lobsters fancy anyones bum.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 8:43, closed)

Stop posting things that make me laugh.
Cognitive dissonance is nobody's friend.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 7:11, closed)

lobsterissimus bumm-i-kissimiss
lobsters up the arsehole
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 9:16, closed)

Yes - Peter Cook could be quite funny sometimes.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 9:19, closed)

I'm the number one cunt-kicker in the world...

(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 22:30, closed)

I know this girl who had sex with a lobster
and then forgot all about it. 6 months later she was admitted to hospital with excruciating "lady" pains.

The Doctor got stuck in about her fanny with the forceps, and could only stagger back in horror when he found out she had caught a nasty case of genital warts.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 9:26, closed)