BanksYour Ginger Fuhrer froths, "I hate my bank. Not because of debt or anything but because I hate being sold to - possibly pathologically so - and everytime I speak to them they try and sell me services. Gold cards, isas, insurance, you know the crap. It drives me insane. I ALREADY BANK WITH YOU. STOP IT. YOU MAKE ME FRIGHTED TO DO MY NORMAL BANKING. I'm angry even thinking about them."
So, tell us your banking stories of woe.
No doubt at least one of you has shagged in the vault, shat on a counter or thrown up in a cash machine. Or something
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:15)
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BuzzingThis is the last story, I think, from my days as a bank-monkey. And it's only barely bank-related.
There was a coffee rota, and it was my turn to make it.
The brand of choice at the bank was Mellow Birds. One person specifically requested that I use only a small amount of the powder, and use extra milk, because she found it a bit strong for her tastes.
How the hell - and I ask this in all earnest - can a person find Mellow Birds strong? And, if Mellow Birds is too strong, what remains? A cup of tepid milk that was once told about a person drinking a cappucino, perhaps?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:31,
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Sounds likea cup of homeopathic coffee...
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scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 15:10,
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sodid you cum in her coffee and stick the spoon up your ass before stirring it?
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