Wanking Disasters Part II
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Captain V called me a wanker the other day
but he's a motherfucker.
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:13, 2 replies)
but he's a motherfucker.
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:13, 2 replies)
I'm a motherfucker too.
Her kids live down the road. I babysit them sometimes.
I don't think I'll ever allow myself to use my one chance to say 'I fucked your mum' and mean it though, which makes me sad.
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:23, closed)
Her kids live down the road. I babysit them sometimes.
I don't think I'll ever allow myself to use my one chance to say 'I fucked your mum' and mean it though, which makes me sad.
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:23, closed)
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