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Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.

Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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No he didn't.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:27, 2 replies)

Plus, this is more believable than one of Spanky's efforts.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:09, closed)
He bloody did.
He was ace. He was one of the best writers here. He got fed up with all the little ones completely missing the point, and screaming "lies!" at him.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:28, closed)
Let's not get carried away here.
I don't think any non-troll actually cares whether QOTW stories are true or not. Anyone who's been here for any length of time knows that that's not the point of QOTW, and some of the most entertaining posts I've ever read have clearly been out-and-out fabrications. Incidentally, credit where credit's due: Spanky did have a fine turn of comic phrase.

What riled me about him was this: virtually everything he ever posted screamed "Look at ME! I'm such a REAL MAN! I met this lady and I wanted to touch her...um...you know...ladyparts, and SHE LET ME! Bow down before the SuperStud!" If you post the same transparent plea for attention week after week after week, you come across as a desperately sad bastard.
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:42, closed)
So ... so doing that ...
Doing that's a BAD thing, right?

OK.

*shuffles off*
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:48, closed)
It's not what you say, it's the way that you say it...
...and nobody could describe the sweet desire for ladyparts like Spanky. I'm just sad that I joined too late to miss him in his prime. *tear*
(, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:04, closed)

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