Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Ha!Reminds me of the time, must've been 15 or 16, when I wondered: I wonder what it feels like to get a facial. (Obviously in a completely non-gay way). So I sort of rolled myself up into a ball using the bed as support and thwapped one off onto my own face.
It's not great, by the way. And a pisser to get out of hair.
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SpankyHanky, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 5:48,
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