Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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your mumWoke up whilst I was wanking over her face and hair after sneaking into her room one night.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:50,
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She woke up? You fucking amateur.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:53,
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I was very closeAnd it was slapping her face
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 16:47,
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StillI'm surprised she noticed.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:27,
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me tooI ended up shagging a sweat gland at one point
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:35,
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