Sales Cunts
My favourite was some bint from a now defunct broadband company.

I answered the phone to get a garbled attempt at a sales pitch. Spotting a blessed and holy opening, I uttered "Not interested thanks" and went to hang up.

There was an outraged screech from the other end and a toddler-to-the naughty-step-with you haughty "How dare you hang up on me before I've finished speaking!"

This made me laugh - a lot. She got more upset and told me that I was a very rude person.

This made me laugh even harder and point out that, unlike her, I didn't have any end of month sales targets to meet and didn't give a shit if the payments on her New Mini were overdue and the rent on that flat in the 'executive' appartment complex was owing.

She then hung up on me.
(Fanta Menace Is tall enough to see over the fence, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 16:59, Reply)