Preperation is everything.
Bums are where poo live.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:41, 1 reply)

I completely agree (now)
If I ever decide to partake in such activities again I'll be sure to starve the lady in question for a few days beforehand.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:51, closed)

"Kleenprep" or "Golytely"
that is all...
Cue the words 'World' and 'bottom'. There will be no poo (for quite some time)
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 22:51, closed)

I had some before a colonoscopy *ahem*
The missus said the worst bit was hearing me sobbing on the loo after 2 days of never ending bum-wees.
Seeing the results of the camera going up my jacksie and through the lower reaches of my alimentary canal on a big screen tv was surprisingly interesting actually!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:49, closed)