It's what friends do
When someone offers you a suspiciously lumpy chocci, and you accepet the first, rather rubbish answer you were given for as to why said chocci was a wierd shape, you cannot then freak out and say I am a horrific trickster of a friend when (after I have regained my composure) I tell you the reason I am laughing is because you just ate a chocolate covered cricket.

I'll say it now, as I said it the: "It's what friends are for!"
(Cydonija well it sure as shit ain't sad, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:17, 3 replies)

your friends are amazingly dedicated to winding you up.
The most effort anyone I've known has done is hiding a slug in a sandwich. Apparently you can't taste the slug, but the texture will make your victim look and discover the other half of it....
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:18, closed)

We are a dedicated bunch
It's only gotten worse as we got older :-)
(Cydonija well it sure as shit ain't sad, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:01, closed)

I prefer my crickets in caramel.
Meal worm in cheese though, always in cheese.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 26 May 2011, 16:12, closed)