I use a nifty little thing called a mobile phone.
It's great for calling people when you're not near an ordinary phone, or I can even send text messages on it, if it's not a good time for a conversation! It has a handy clock on the screen, for if I forget to wear my watch.

Hmmm - what else? - oh, it can be an alarm clock as well, I think, but that's about it.

The only problem is that at times when I really should be interacting with the people around me (particularly New Year's Eve), it often gets stuck to my ear. This is usually ok, though - because no-one seems to notice any more.

Length, ~8cm

Honestly, you should try one of these little fuckers, they're great!
( blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:57, 1 reply)

Funny you should mention it
Always managed to do without one. Never wanted one; still don't.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 21:07, closed)