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Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
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True Fact
A dag is the scabby shitty fly-blown infected wool surrounding a sheep's ring piece.

Strange that it should become a uniquely Australian jibe.

Childhood joke:
"Did you go to the party in the sheep's bum?"
"Um, no, missed that one, sorry"
"Then ya musta been one of the dags hangin' around outside! Ha ha ha ha, fuck I'm a funny cunt"
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:36, 2 replies)
The English word is 'tag'.
It's amazing how short and slow the Australian tongue has evolved in such a few inbreeding generations.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:42, closed)

Get back to your yoggitt and milky weak tea.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:57, closed)
According to Forbes, oz is the fastest growing yogurt consumer in the world and will soon overtake Europe.
I suppose it helps relieve the itching from fucking sheep while drunk on pissweak lager.
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 17:03, closed)

At least we pronounce it correctly.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 4:49, closed)
'it' is probably the only word you pronounce even approximately
so fuck alone knows what your stunted simian jaws would make out of the word 'yogurt'.
(, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 19:04, closed)
Hahaha
I had assumed it was totally inoffensive, it sounds worse than cunt now I know what it actually means....
(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:42, closed)

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