BloodLike a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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Bastard discovery channelNot me or mine or even mates, just an "I seen on telly"
Picture this:
Nomadic african goat-herding tribe walking in idyllic fashion across the savannah.
Group stops for meagre lunch of basic bread type substance. Man beging milking goat directly into dirty looking metal beaker - fills about halfway. Slaps goat on arse in shooing gesture and has friend / relative / employee bring forward another goat.
This goat, however, has a penis. Thankfully it is not 'milked'. Instead, the poor fucker bleats in panic as a small hollow pipe about the size of a biro casing is stuck into its neck and begins to leak blood. Dirty looking metal beaker is placed under 'nozzle' to create frothy blood milkshake.
Tribesmen lift beaker of grimness aloft in triumphant gesture among chatter of bretheren, then swig heartily, passing their arterial aperatif around the group and supping greedily.
Greencloud steps outside for fresh air.
(, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:28, Reply)
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