Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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Every girlfriend I've ever had has turned out to be a mental.Without exception.
The one from last week's QOTW wasn't even the worst. That dubious honour goes to the lady from my answer to "That's when I knew it was over".
Gentlemen, If you're ever in Leeds, heed my advice. If you meet a woman who looks quite a bit like Emily Booth, with a habit of having neon blue streaks in her hair, beware.
This particular mental will ask you to cut her during sex. Will drunkenly tell you that she enjoyed being abused by her stepfather. Will phone you while you're at work to demand you travel to Manchester to pick her up "Or else I'll cheat on you".Will cheat on you anyway. Will pretend to be pregnant in the hope you'll stay. When you finally get the sense to dump her she'll stalk you relentlessly for months. If you're with someone else she'll make a ham-fisted attempt to stalk them too.
And if you move to the other end of the country, make sure you change your mobile, otherwise you'll still get drunken, sobbing "But I love you soooooooooooooo muuuuuch" calls at 3 in the morning until she finds some other hapless victim.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Nov 2006, 2:49,
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