Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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I. P. FreelyNot sure if I've posted this before, however, here goes.
My mate fergie, out on the piss, pulls a random, takes her back to his place, they get it on.
Fergie wakes up circa 4am, she's nowhere to be seen, front door is wide open. He decides he'll put it down to experience, closes the door, goes to the kitchen to slake his now raging thirst.
Turns round at the fridge to see his ride squatting on the lino bollock naked, pissing freely, eyes closed, stroking an iron (off, mind) while holding it to her face.
Naturally he asks "WTF are you doing?" to be duely subjected to a verbal and physical battering, mystery woman runs off.
I have no idea what was going on there, nor does he.
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:08, Reply)
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