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The Goat writes, "Some books have made a huge impact on my life." It's true. It wasn't until the b3ta mods read the Flashman novels that we changed from mild-mannered computer operators into heavily-whiskered copulators, poltroons and all round bastards in a well-known cavalry regiment.

What books have changed the way you think, the way you live, or just gave you a rollicking good time?

Friendly hint: A bit of background rather than just a bunch of book titles would make your stories more readable

(, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:11)
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S&M for children
When I was 13 my parents decided it would be educational to send me to stay with my French cousins for 3 weeks in Nantes.

It was, but not in the way they thought it would be.

One night while snooping around my cousins bedroom I chanced upon a graphic novel stuffed behind a bookshelf. Graphic doesn't actually do it justice though, more like the depraved sexual thoughts of some insane S&M hitler channeled through the drawing talents of the Yorkshire ripper.

The 'story' involved a man travelling through time and sexually abusing then killing women in more and more obscure and grotesque ways, huge burning logs were rammed in front bottoms, women were impaled on pretty much every page and limbs were chopped off and inserted in various orifices. It ended with him being slowly and agonisingly split in two by an amazonian woman.

I recounted the story recently to a French female friend of mine and told her how seriously weird and wrong I thought it was for a 13 year old to be stroking his chap to stuff like this, she answered by saying that it's nothing shocking, every French boy has them and we British are too uptite about sex.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:11, 1 reply)
Ya gotta love the French!
If there's pleasure to be had, they do it better, longer and in more ways than you can possibly imagine.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 9:47, closed)

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